I Read Through That Entire Thing...IT WAS WORTH IT!!!

I am both amused and disturbed at the time...

this is the worst

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The stress. is. REAL.

Let’s all take a moment and thank modern family for this

May this masterpiece live on forever!

I’ve come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog’s a bitch-ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife! That’s right, he took his hedgehog-fuckin’ quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was “this big,” and I said “that’s disgusting,” so I’m making a callout post on my Twitter.com: Shadow the Hedgehog, you’ve got a small dick, It’s the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here’s what my dong looks like! That’s right, baby, tall points, no quills, no pillows — look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong! He fucked my wife, so guess what, I’m gonna fuck the Earth! That’s right, this is what you get: my SUPER LASER PISS!! Except I’m not gonna piss on the Earth, I’m gonna go higher!! I’m pissing ON THE MOON! How do you like that, Obama?! I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT!! You have twenty-three hours before the piss drrrrroplllllllets hit the fucking Earth! Now get outta my fucking sight, before I piss on you too!

THIS IS EVERYTHING I EVER NEEDED IN LIFE!!!

I felt oddly compelled to reblog this...

Did I meme right?

This whole post is a curse....

A beautiful curse...

Hey @itsamemicke​ , little Plot Twist: 

Maybe I do enjoy cursed content after all. (｀▽´)

👏👏👏👏Yeah!

I like to believe Medusa would do that in modern days… 🤷‍♀️ How do you imagine Ancient Creatures/Gods living in 2019?

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