Ah yes, the good shit
A joke that’ll forever be funny: Letters of the weapon name text from tf2 rearranged to make funny sentences
Like so:
Oh no, here comes the tears...Oh God...I just woke up...and now I'm sad...
I know this one is a little rushed, but… When I left Berlin, a bus drove in front of me. A small family of ducks was almost completely on the other side of the road, only the last three chicks were lagging behind. if the bus would have waited only 2-3 seconds or just slowed down a bit they would have made it, but it ran over them. Please brake for Ducks. They’re just little families who want to live their lives.
My tablet’s still busted, but I wanted to do somethin cute for Halloween
Click to see what these silly ghosts are up to~
I decided to make myself a D&D character! Say hello to Shiantir Texere, a giant black widow spider with moon magic. I plan on working on a character sheet for her eventually. That shadow behind her is a powerful demon who she was cursed to be connected to at birth, she eventually learns how to handle it and learned to cooperate with it to protect those she cares about.
Despite her large and menacing appearance, she’s actually quite shy, sweet and easily frightened. That scepter of hers is actually a family heirloom that was passed on to her by her grandfather, she cherishes it.
I’m planning on drawing the rest of her party as well!
You will be missed!
Voice actress Russi Taylor has passed away on July 26, 2019 at age 75. She’s best known as voice actress for Disney’s Minnie Mouse. Some of her other voice roles include Disney’s Huey, Dewey & Louie, various characters such as Martin Prince and Sherri & Terri in The Simpsons, the original voice of Strawberry Shortcake, and Baby Gonzo in Muppet Babies.
To the assholes on the bus,
A gay couple in London were beaten by a gang of men, after refusing to kiss.
One of the women, Melania Getmonat wrote this on facebook:
“Last Wednesday, I had a date with Chris. We got on the Night Bus, heading for her place in Camden Town, climbed upstairs and took the front seats. We must have kissed or something because these guys came after us. I don’t remember if they were already there or if they got on after us. There were at least four of them. They started behaving like hooligans, demanding that we kissed so they could enjoy watching, calling us ‘lesbians’ and describing sexual positions. I don’t remember the whole episode, but the word ‘scissors’ stuck in my mind. It was only them and us there. In an attempt to calm things down, I started making jokes. I thought this might make them go away. Chris even pretended she was sick, but they kept on harassing us, throwing us coins and becoming more enthusiastic about it. The next thing I know is that Chris is in the middle of the bus fighting with them. On an impulse, I went over there only to find her face bleeding and three of them beating her up. The next thing I know is I’m being punched. I got dizzy at the sight of my blood and fell back. I don’t remember whether or not I lost consciousness. Suddenly the bus had stopped, the police were there and I was bleeding all over. Our stuff was stolen as well. I don’t know yet if my nose is broken, and I haven’t been able to go back to work, but what upsets me the most is that VIOLENCE HAS BECOME A COMMON THING, that sometimes it’s necessary to see a woman bleeding after having been punched to feel some kind of impact. I’m tired of being taken as a SEXUAL OBJECT, of finding out that these situations are usual, of gay friends who were beaten up JUST BECAUSE. We have to endure verbal harassment AND CHAUVINIST, MISOGYNISTIC AND HOMOPHOBIC VIOLENCE because when you stand up for yourself shit like this happens. By the way, I am thankful to all the women and men in my life that understand that HAVING BALLS MEANS SOMETHING COMPLETELY DIFFERENT. I just hope that in June, Pride Month, stuff like this can be spoken out loudly so they STOP HAPPENING!”
I literally just collapsed from laughing so hard
Almost like some 60’s loony toons character
Safety
I'm trying to prove something.