This Shit Actually Happened To Me Once!

I feel like I just drank 30 bottles of Tequila, took every single drug and had a donkey kick me in the head, all while running a 120° fever...

oh my god this vid from a /ck/ thread is incredible

May this masterpiece live on forever!

I’ve come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog’s a bitch-ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife! That’s right, he took his hedgehog-fuckin’ quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was “this big,” and I said “that’s disgusting,” so I’m making a callout post on my Twitter.com: Shadow the Hedgehog, you’ve got a small dick, It’s the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here’s what my dong looks like! That’s right, baby, tall points, no quills, no pillows — look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong! He fucked my wife, so guess what, I’m gonna fuck the Earth! That’s right, this is what you get: my SUPER LASER PISS!! Except I’m not gonna piss on the Earth, I’m gonna go higher!! I’m pissing ON THE MOON! How do you like that, Obama?! I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT!! You have twenty-three hours before the piss drrrrroplllllllets hit the fucking Earth! Now get outta my fucking sight, before I piss on you too!

I knew it!

I need the gay beronica subtext please, it’s for science. The science of entertainment.

I never want to be caught watching this...

I'm 5' 1...but I know a little karate

I'd very much like to punch a feminist.

I’d never, ever hurt a lady but I’d be happy to punch a feminist. It’d bring me great joy.

This whole thing makes me smile!

Interspecies lesbianism

HOLY FRICK!

It's nice to try to be a little healthier, but you should never feel ashamed of how you look!

“Is This Healthy” is a comic that I made for an independent study in which I looked deeper into the idea of health, mental, physical, and emotional as it relates to myself.

This project was extremely personal and I thank any of you who take the time to read it

Me at parties...

He’s nervous

😈👌💗

vibe check

your last three used emojis are your vibes.