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ALL HAIL THE DRAG QUEENS! OUR PROTECTORS!!

When I was 16, I had a fake I.D. and decided to go to a gay bar by myself because some friends bailed on me. While there, an older gentleman bought me a drink. He wasn’t a creeper, and he definitely wasn’t unattractive. I accepted the drink and began talking to him. No big deal. As the hour progressed, I felt myself feeling strange. I mentioned that I felt like I had a headache, and this guy helped guide me out of the bar. As we were walking down the street, the thought of, ‘Oh god, he’s drugged me, I’m going to die’ came to my head. I tried to get away, but I was so drugged up that I could barely walk, let alone speak. It also didn’t help that I had really large ‘goth’ platform shoes because I was going through a phase. Anyway, this guy brought me to his suv and began undressing me. As a final act of defiance, I hit him over the head with my platform shoe. He then punched me, and I remember thinking, ‘Why don’t they ever give workshops to gay guys about being victims of rape too?’ While I was as careful as possible, I never saw the guy slip something in the drink. I even watched the bar tender make the drink. Anyway, I lied there completely paralyzed while this pervert was lubing up. I locked eyes with his for a moment, and that’s when it happened. A very large and angry drag queen opened the door of the vehicle and beat the shit out of my attempted rapist. She and her other drag friends helped dress and care for me while the police arrived. I was saved by a group of guardian drag queens. They were basically the modern day ‘angels from heaven.’

*SCREAMS IN NOSTALGIA*

Anyone Else Remember These Shows?

These were like the childhood shows for me and every time I bring them up, no one seems to remember them.

The Adventures of Spot 

Bear and the Big Blue House

Out of the Box

Rolie Polie Olie

The Big Comfy Couch

Between the Lions

Fetch! with Ruff Ruffman

these were literally my childhood

😊👌💗

Your three most recent emojis are your main personality traits

I couldn't agree more!🌈💗

Be afraid of those who don't know how to love, not of those who love.

SEQUEL. NOW.

Reblog if you think “Megamind” deserves a sequel (Or if you really love DreamWorks movies)

I think my heart just exploded Into rainbows!💖💖💗💗

(via https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WVz8rvIl_vY)

pokemon remain loyal to their trainers, till the very end.

I literally just fell back and shouted "FUCK!" YOU BASTARDS!!!

I could never ignore that angel!

You’ve been blessed by mini Michi, don’t ignore him

Me neither!

Legolas: THAT IS NO MERE RANGER

Legolas: THAT IS ARAGORN II

Legolas: SON OF ARATHORN II

Legolas: SON OF ARADOR

Aragorn: Legolas stop

Legolas: SON OF ARGONUI

Legolas: SON OF ARATHORN I

Legolas: SON OF ARASSUIL

Legolas: SON OF ARAHAD II

Legolas: SON OF ARAVORN

Boromir: Is this really necessary

Legolas: SON OF ARAGOST

Legolas: SON OF ARAHAD I

Legolas: SON OF ARAGLAS

Legolas: SON OF ARAGORN I

Gandalf: This could take a while

Legolas: SON OF ARAVIR

Legolas: SON OF ARANUIR

Legolas: SON OF ARAHAEL

Legolas: SON OF ARANARTH

Legolas: SON OF ARVEDUI

Legolas: SON OF ARAPHANT

Elrond: Good god man calm down

Legolas: SON OF ARAVAL

Legolas: SON OF ARVELEG II

Legolas: SON OF ARVEGIL

Legolas: SON OF ARGELEB II

Frodo: *falls asleep*

Legolas: SON OF ARAPHOR

Legolas: SON OF ARVELEG I

Legolas: SON OF ARGELEB I

Legolas: SON OF MALVEGIL

Gimli: This is ridiculous

Legolas: SON OF CELEBRINDOR

Legolas: SON OF MALLOR

Legolas: SON OF BELEG L

egolas: SON OF AMLAITH

Aragorn: Legolas

Legolas: SON OF EARENDUR

Legolas: SON OF ELENDUR

Legolas: SON OF VALANDUR

Legolas: SON OF TARONDOR

Aragorn: Legolas it’s fine

Legolas: SON OF TARCIL

Legolas: SON OF ARANTAR

Legolas: SON OF ELDACAR

Legolas: SON OF VALANDIL

Legolas: SON OF ISILDUR

Gimli: Finally

Legolas: YOU OWE HIM YOUR ALLEGIANCE.

Boromir: Yes! Anything to make you shut up!