My Name Is Mike

There’s nothing I care about more than this!

Reblog if you actually give a shit about anyone who’s suicidal or depressed.

No one should scroll past this

SO PROUD!

Baby robot gymnastics

Oh no, here comes the tears...Oh God...I just woke up...and now I'm sad...

I know this one is a little rushed, but… When I left Berlin, a bus drove in front of me. A small family of ducks was almost completely on the other side of the road, only the last three chicks were lagging behind. if the bus would have waited only 2-3 seconds or just slowed down a bit they would have made it, but it ran over them. Please brake for Ducks. They’re just little families who want to live their lives.

Don't forget to give her some boots or something, her feet will be freezing!

I was walking through the toy aisle at Target when I found this thing and had a VIOLENT AND IMMEDIATE FLASHBACK to when JP first came out and they had a bunch of REALLY COOL T Rex toys that I would have sold one of my scrawny small-child limbs for but my mother wouldn’t get me one because they were “too violent and also ate people” :(

Safety

Reblog if you think asexuality is a legitimate sexuality.

I'm trying to prove something.

Legend

Strange and massive objects plow near the moon, captured on amateur film from Quebec, Canada. (26.03.2020).

I literally just collapsed from laughing so hard

Almost like some 60’s loony toons character

I used to think baseball was boring...

BOY WAS I WRONG!!!

i know its the mets, but this is the coolest shit i’ve ever seen a human being do

I never want to be caught watching this...

Nibbling, slinky boi!

Who needs a mouse when you have a desk weasel. [source]