Sbi Au, In Which Kristin Is The Queen, And Techno And Wilbur Are Her Kids, But Then Kristin Dies, And

Man fucking Bungou Stray Dogs, how the FUCK am I supposed to explain the plot to anyone anymore.

"This broke ass twink finds out he's a tiger, gets semi-adopted/hired by a band of traumatized ability users (read a book to understand each one), BUT WAIT, there's an EVIL group of ability users with MORE traumatized bisexuals. Uh oh, tiger twink has a rival (they both have daddy issues), wait is that the AMERICANS PLANNING TO BOMB JAPAN WITH A FLYING WHALE??!! Here's the fucking thinker over here (read: Dazai[Ranpo]). Let's take ibuprofen together. Okay Mr. Fitzgerald is gone (not really, you can't get rid of him)- SHIT it's the RUSSIANS!! Who is that rat? It's FYODOR DOSTOEVSKY?! He's ALSO the thinker. NOOO grandpa soukoku don't die!! Shin Soukoku epic montage. Cool, we're safe- JUST KIDDING!! THERE'S A BOOK THAT RE-WRITES SHIT AND THE RAT HAS IT AND THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT! "and I, Lelouch Vi Britanni- I mean Fukuchi Ouchi, will nuke the earth using my vampire army with security clearance from the United Nations. I hope my ex-husband Suzaku Kururugi Fukuzawa Yukichi doesn't try to stop me!"

rb to have a very gay 2022

Will and El are so cute they are the most wholesome sibling wlw and mlm solidarity. Max and Mike are the opposite because they are sibling wlw and mlm hostility. Max literally saw Mike and said "wow, you are so annoying you stupid fruit. I'm going to steal your girlfriend." And Mike saw Max and said "you are an annoying sappho. stop trying to date all my friends." And ever since then it's been nothing but gay on gay violence and I think that's beautiful.

"Your motivating goal cannot be to join Ramy"

The best part about Tubbo lying about being pregnant to come to Pogtopia and then, after getting caught talking to Tommy, lying that Tommy is his gynecologist is the fact that Manberg cabinet was concerned about this not because Tubbo’s “gynecologist” is an enemy of state and it’s strange that Tubbo associates with him, but because Tommy in their opinion is a shitty gynecologist and would harm Tubbo’s “baby”.

i can hear him going “nooooo my brand- bruhhhh”

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“this ship isn’t canon” to YOU. I, however, am delusional

loving the hairdo queen. Very victorian-child core

Thanks king I plan to double down on the vibe by dying