Wrecker Throwing His Brothers As A Means Of Transportation, No Use Of The Force Required

As promised, the Bad Batch!

I’m kind of obsessed with the idea of clones taking holos after missions they’re particularly proud of. Also, I love the Dad Batch as much as the next, but I ADORE their Frat Bro days!

(One day I’ll stop drawing clones in T-shirts and put them in proper gear, but today is not that day.)

Always thought it must be real uncomfortable to sit down in full armour, more comfy to lean ,')

I don't actually know anything about Tumblr help me

Commission I drew for @/bittipins on Instagram!

I love them!

Progressives: "We should just give homes to homeless people."

Corporate Bootlickers: "You mean they get to OWN a HOUSE? That OTHER PEOPLE PAID FOR?"

Progressives: "If that makes you angry, wait until you hear about landlords."

I just learned about their official heights

I was editing the other day and found a paragraph where every sentence had a semicolon

Edit/update: just found a sentence with two semicolons.

editing is like why the FUCK do i use so many semi-colons

got my first less than helpful Google AI search result

so prettyyyyyyyyy

Dolores

Time travel au where all the Jedi wake up in Attack of the Clones after dying. The ones that died sooner just walk it off like it’s a weird dream. Everyone who died in order 66 is confused but maybe it’s a vision? Most of the inquisitors either panic or run to the nearest mind healer and burst into tears or trauma dump. Caleb Dume/Kanan is absolutely convinced he’s dead and this is the after life and no one can convince him otherwise. Obi-wan Kenobi sees smol Anakin and goes ‘shit just keeps happening huh’.

Ashoka Tano is disturbingly wise and knowledgeable for a youngling. Cal Kestis jumps up from class, yells “not today satan” stabs his crechemaster and jumps out the window (he thinks he got caught by the empire and drugged or something), he steals a ship and makes it all the way to Bogano and picks up BD-1 before Cordova find him getting his ass beat by local wildlife and drags him back to Coruscant. Cere is doing her best to comfort Jaro Tapal but he’s not reassured that Cal jumps out of windows all the time.

Plo Koon and Shaak Ti are scheming to get their sons back. Anakin is busy having a breakdown. Grogu just keeps asking for his Buir. Yoda, always ready for drama, let’s Caleb tell him all about his life and his family, asks what his padawan would want him to do. Caleb thinks about this for a minute and nods to himself. He builds a pipe bomb and duct tapes it to the bottom of Palpatines chair. And steals all the credits stashed in his desk.

Not that I think we're getting anything at SWC (much as I want to hope for it) but I am once again amusing myself with possibilities:

"Better late than dead, wasn't it?"

"Are you *quoting* me Brown Eyes? That would be cute if you hadn't gone and *died* on me."

"I was *not* dead. I was simply indisposed for three cycles and twenty four rotations."