Autism Acceptance Month: Autistic Headcanons

i will hold you as long as you need

does anyone wanna hold hands until we feel a little braver

Dandelions have a symbiotic relationship with little kids who make wishes

things my classmates have actually said???

by the way, these were IN CLASS. Not just in free time. The teachers have witnessed it. Sadly.

“The hand sanitizer is flavored strawberry? Can I eat it?”

“did you know cannibalism is allowed in the u.s along with guns”

“why do you keep rats inside your jeans”

“and what a GREAT receive from flappy bird!”

”I donate one cent to the ‘therapy pls’ starcaster fund”

“wait, if dinosaurs died and their bones became petroleum, and humans have bones too, IS OIL A RENEWABLE RESOURCE NOW?!?! guys, DIG UP CEMETERIES!!”

“I said pencil because it was easier to explain than cutting a penny in half”

*insane hysterical laughter* “my dog died in April!” *more laughing* “it’s funny because he can’t die again!”

“you do NOT go to a fancy restaurant to eat grits”

“can I tell you about the dolphin that ate all the kids!?”

“I worship a god who helps me as long as I don’t touch the golden cookies.”

we have even weirder conversations, but also be free to use these as things your favorite character might say idk.

also will probably make another post adding context to each quote (it will make even less sense)

The defeated and bloodied king was chained to kneel in front of his enemy and he says weakly: "Is my wife still alive?" His enemy nodded. "You fools," he said smirking, and the king starts laughing as the sounds of explosions getting closer shake the room.

legends

headphones is THE number one vocaloid fan within the coroika universe. why do you think she has her namesake on all the time? to listen to hatsune miku (obviously)

that being said, i think the rest of team blue would like vocaloid too (due to headphones influencing everyone's music tastes) but NOBODY can match her love for vocaloid songs

⭐

pink moon.

Seeing him lie motionless on the floor... She finally understood what drove him to make that horrific mistake 3,000 years ago.

Being a secret agent means lots of scars. But it’s ok because scars actually make you cooler