[pack Training Session]  Derek: Wow. Scott Just Killed Stiles. He Wasn't Fast Enough To Untie Him Before

Kidnapper: We have your mate derek: Unless stiles admits that I won that game of Monopoly, you can keep him Kidnapper: Wha- stiles, in the background: Fuck you, Hale!

teen wolf didn't make stiles a werewolf because they knew he would be finding increasingly absurd ways around all the absurd Werewolf Rules. some bad guy tries to trap him in a circle of mountain ash and he reveals he's been carrying one of these bad boys in his backpack for months

*holding you close as you bleed out*

Yeah man... it was a good bit... it was a really good bit... really funny....

TEEN WOLF ( 2011 - 2017 )

Derek: It doesn't.

Isaac: He's lying.

Stiles posts a tiktok of him just strolling through the woods talking about how he heard on his police scanner someone had found a skull and a skeleton hand buried under a tree.

After he trips for the third time in 5 minutes, he pauses for a break and says, “which is so rude, honestly. Why can’t I find a buried skull?”

He takes a deep breath before exhaling noisy, “anyway, look at this tree,” he turns the camera to a grey, dying looking tree. It’s an odd tree compared to the healthy, full and green trees around it. The tree has bare branches that look like hands grasping at the sky.

Stiles makes a humming noise off camera, “a good classic tree to give a sacrifice.”

“You think so?”

Stiles shrieks and his phone drops to the forest floor.

“What the FUCK?”

There’s a few seconds where there sounds to be a struggle and then another shriek echos through the air.

The video keeps playing for a moment before the view starts to shift as the phone is picked up and then the video ends.

The video gains view after view after view and has a couple hundred comments such as

did he die?

bro, what the hell happened?

part 2????

DID HE GET KIDNAPPED?

staged!!!

Where’s the next part?

Bro, I heard he’s actually missing…

WHY WOULD YOU GO IN THE WOODS ALONE?????

So while I know Stiles canonically is probably a classic rock guy going by his shirts (although you cannot tell me the kid doesn't jam out to lady gaga's the fame monster), are you really in a fandom unless you project aspects of yourself onto characters?

Specifically an unhinged case of 'will listen to absolutely anything' taste in music - I'm the 'never pass the AUX cord' in my friend group.

The song in question (that i had on repeat enough one year that it was on my spotify wrapped) :

I just quite like the idea of Stiles zoning out to some strange beats :)

He who runs with wolves learns to howl.

A silly little warmup for a silly little friday [:

i have no context, feel free to provide your own lol