Inspired By The Many Long Car Rides Where My Siblings Have Had To Suffer Me Doing Option B (':

It's ace week!

been considering writing a sterek fanfic for a little while now, but as usual I ended up accidentally crafting a whole fucking plot to the point where I'm basically outlining an entire Teen Wolf season before any of that sweet sweet gay shit even happens.

...we'll see if I ever write one word of it down lol

after Jason reveals his identity as the Red Hood i like to think about the kids begging for Jason to hang out with them and rejoin the family and that but Jason’s being a little bitch about it so when Dick asks for his phone number he just throws an ouija board at him and says ‘i’ll sense it’

issue is that while slightly drunk and sad that his brother hates him, Dick decided to try it out, and Damian watching him through a crack in the door thought it would be funny to text Jason (because he actually does have his league bro’s number) about it so that Jason could maybe mention it the next time they see each other on patrol to freak Dick out, except Jason was working not too far from the manor at the time and he thought it would be even funnier to swing by, slam up against the window and scream through the glass ‘STOP FUCKING DRUNK TEXTING ME’ and absolutely scares the shit out of Dick. so now Dick thinks that ouija boards actually work on Jason because he’s still part ghost and Jason and Damian are scrambling to try and keep up the ruse because of how funny it is.

Isaac: I need some… not-legal things… and you can’t ask why.

Stiles: Sure, so long as you don’t ask how.

Isaac: Deal.

Stiles: What do you need?

Isaac: Mountain ash, human bone, and a gun.

Stiles: *pulls all 3 out of his pockets*

Isaac: *equally amazed, confused and terrified*

Isaac: …

Stiles: …

Isaac: … Okay, cool. Thanks.

Stiles: Any time.

Fanfiction writers be like:

"here's the immensely time consuming 100K word novel-length passion project I'm working on between my real life job and family! It eats up hundreds of hours of my one and only life, causes me emotional harm, and I gain basically nothing from it! Also I put it on the internet for free so anyone can read if they want. Hope you love it!" :)

TEEN WOLF ( 2011 - 2017 )

Pros of hyperfixiation:

Happy!

Art ideas

Life is good

Cons of hyperfixiation:

I am going to blow up

All my art is of the same guy

If I don't think about this 24/7 I get violent

derek: I wish there were a better way to deal with Peter

stiles: There is, but we’re both too pretty for jail

most interesting thing abt derek is he really just is the epitome of a character who is trying his best but sometimes his best is like . the most horrible play in the world. it's like watching a car crash in real time. he's like when a sports team is losing a game so horrendously bad they put their 3rd or 4th string of players in and you as a fan just have to sit there and watch them get their ass handed to them. he's mean he's grieving he's honestly a little bit insane. he's a loser! im obsessed with him