stiles - my muse, my little bastard
Something something werewolf physiology something """advanced healing""" something increased reactions to perceived cellular damage something overactive melanocytes-
Anyway. Freckled Derek - what do we think, chat?
The funniest hyperfixations have gotta be the ones where you watch something and go "this thing is cute. I like it. not sure if Id call it a favorite of mine but its definitely enjoyable at least" and then cut to a month later and its completely overtaken your life
Derek: Damn, we're locked out.
Stiles: Don't worry, I got this.
Stiles: *takes a hammer out of his backpack and smashes the lock*
Derek: You just...keep a hammer in your bag?
Stiles: You don't know everything about me.
Saw the last gif in this set and thought 'that man needs a blanket and a hug' - for @renmackree, hope things ease up for you soon ♥
First time making an animated gif, sorry if it's a lil choppy (':
Also psst, i have a redbubble shop now! let me know if there's anything specific you'd like available on there ☆
Frames under the cut:
Best of Teen Wolf (Random Order) 7/∞
I don't know who the fuck censored "hell" in that last image, but it sure as shit wasn't me. What is this, 3rd grade internet?
he's so cute. i just want to bite him. and bite him. bite him again. bite him. bite him. bite him. let me sink my teeth on him.
finally (for tonight) everyone’s favorite loser bi guy who dresses like a lesbian and is just like me fr (derogatory). give it up for whatever the hell a stiles is
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Imagine Rafael coming into the office to see a very confused FBI agent, staring into oblivion with a look on his face that’s a mix of horror, shock and utter confusion.
He hesitantly asks the agent what’s wrong and he says, with all the seriousness in the world, “I think Stilinski is a psychopath.”
Rafe tries his hardest not to laugh and ask why the agent thinks that.
“I got a report on a mysterious death and I noticed the last name was Hale. I asked Stilinski ‘Isn’t that your husband’s last name?’ and he goes ‘Yeah, it is’. So I ask him if he knows anyone by the name of Peter Hale, and he said, ‘Yeah, he’s Derek’s uncle. What’s he done now?’” The guy takes a moment to gather himself. “I said that I was sorry to tell him that Peter was dead.”
Rafe bites his lip to stop himself from laughing.
“And Stilinski…” The guy looks terrified. “He laughed. He laughed and said ‘If only’.”
“Right. I’ll talk to Stilinski. In the meantime, I’ll take this case off your hands.”
A moment later, Rafe then finds Stiles in the hallway and sees Stiles angrily hang up the phone.
“Still alive?” Rafe calls out to him, guessing what has him upset.
“He’s still alive!” Stiles says livid, snatching Peter’s case file that Rafe holds out to him as he angrily stomps back to his desk, muttering something about Peter being a pain in the ass.
after Jason reveals his identity as the Red Hood i like to think about the kids begging for Jason to hang out with them and rejoin the family and that but Jason’s being a little bitch about it so when Dick asks for his phone number he just throws an ouija board at him and says ‘i’ll sense it’
issue is that while slightly drunk and sad that his brother hates him, Dick decided to try it out, and Damian watching him through a crack in the door thought it would be funny to text Jason (because he actually does have his league bro’s number) about it so that Jason could maybe mention it the next time they see each other on patrol to freak Dick out, except Jason was working not too far from the manor at the time and he thought it would be even funnier to swing by, slam up against the window and scream through the glass ‘STOP FUCKING DRUNK TEXTING ME’ and absolutely scares the shit out of Dick. so now Dick thinks that ouija boards actually work on Jason because he’s still part ghost and Jason and Damian are scrambling to try and keep up the ruse because of how funny it is.
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