Stiles Typing Out Fanfic On His Phone Post Sex While Cuddled In Derek’s Arms Send Tumble

stereotypical sterek fanfiction but stiles is an australian transfer student and incredibly confused why everyone makes such a big deal about being mates

Sometimes when doing writing research you find a little factoid that isn’t right for tormenting YOUR blorbos, but it is PERFECT for tormenting a friend’s blorbos so you just drop the fact on their doorstep like a demented little present.

They deserve all the happiness

the character

sometimes I wonder how y'all are obsessed with specific characters and I'm like "why them" but then I remember that sometimes its literally not your choice you just look at them wrong and all of a sudden they're taking up your every thought forever

(So for context, I’m a DM and I’m drafting campaign stuff that I’ll probably never use bc I’m insane)

I just had the thought that I find it unreasonably funny and now I can’t get it out of my head so I’m just putting it here bc I need it out of my brain. Y’all think that Stiles and at some point had tricked the rest of the pack to play D&D with him with the thinly veiled excuse of “view it as a training exercise”, and then as subtly as he could manage (which - it’s stiles… so y’know) use his Dungeon Master powers to fuck with all of them for a bit of catharsis? Bc now ALL I can think about is him becoming Fantasy Jigsaw bc he’s sick of solving all the puzzles in their group and now he’s gotta improve everybody's collective problem solving skills.

Writing isn't the hobby. Being insane about little fake people is the hobby. Writing is just the only outlet i have for that

Derek: We need you to calm down and help us with a plan.

yam 🍠

It's ace week!