Maxxifer - Reject Canon, I’m The Captain Now

the character

What do you mean those aren't the lyrics to sexxx dreams?

I was so disappointed to find out they never confirmed Stiles as bi - we were robbed of an out and proud bi stiles fucking around, there's so much potential!

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stiles stilinski edit by me!

hes so silly

And I really just want- oh god oh god oh cut, cut Derek! Derek: What happened, Stiles? Stiles: Oh it's a fucking tragedy over here

Listen brad has more golden retriever energy compared to stiles’s feral cat vibes - but late 20s/early 30s stiles with the chaos, the tangents, the interactions with the rest of the staff, calling his editor all kinds of variations of his name/nicknames, derek with the sass in the edit notes - you see the vision

(screenshots from 1st ep of It's Alive with Brad Leone - an iconic opening)

Isaac: I need some… not-legal things… and you can’t ask why.

Stiles: Sure, so long as you don’t ask how.

Isaac: Deal.

Stiles: What do you need?

Isaac: Mountain ash, human bone, and a gun.

Stiles: *pulls all 3 out of his pockets*

Isaac: *equally amazed, confused and terrified*

Isaac: …

Stiles: …

Isaac: … Okay, cool. Thanks.

Stiles: Any time.

They deserve all the happiness

oh yes it's that time of year again

God bless the sickos over at the AO3 for providing the absolute most conceptually bizarre yet extremely compelling fiction for free.