I Know Everyone Says That Either Tim Or Bruce Have The Worst Sleep Skedules In The Family But... Counter

I know everyone says that either Tim or Bruce have the worst sleep skedules in the family but... counter argument. Alfred. He's up whenever someone needs him, I'm actually convinced he doesn't need sleep.

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matty-the-bathroom-mat

11 months ago

A series of fake tumblr posts from the user helloscully. The first post reads “First day on the job at this haunted house I get there and they ask me if I can hose down English Willy. I ask what they’re talking about and they take me to a hallway where this 7ft fucking rabbit fursuit looking thing covered in blood is standing around staring at the wall. When I was like “what the fuck is that” they said they found him in a backroom. Apparently they call him English Willy bc the ouija board told them his name was William and sometimes he’ll say ominous shit in a british accent. And he just walks around occasionally screaming in pain. Why the fuck did I move to Utah.” The post is then reblogged with an image of a young thin blonde woman in a dark teal hoodie holding up a phone as if she’s taking a selfie. Next to her is Springtrap, a large decrepit rabbit mascot costume that is green and covered with rips and tears, and stained with blood. They are standing together in a dark hallway, only visible from the light of the woman’s phone. This image is captioned “my manager is making tiktoks with him.” (end id)

A fake ask post. An anonymous user asks helloscully “wait so is english willy haunted or something? or is he part of the attraction? i'm so confused.” Helloscully responds “no clue. the haunted house is themed around some old rainforest café knockoff restaurant that went bankrupt in the 90s. I think he's one of the old robots they had stored in the backrooms that they redecorated to look scarier. he's just a stinky lil guy.” (end id)

Another fake ask post. An anonymous user asks helloscully “okay but did you hose him down.” They answer with an image of Springtrap, a large and damaged old mascot costume, his green fur ripped and torn and stained with blood. He is lying on the ground in a dark back alley, blood pooling out from under him. He is hunched in a defensive position as water streaming from a hose is aimed at him. helloscully captions the post with “the pre-recorded screaming audio they put on this thing is so realistic. I legit felt bad for him.” They then reblog the post again with a screenshot of another user’s tags, which say “me with a grindr hookup at 2am.” They capture this screenshot with “CAN Y’ALL STOP.” (end id)

A reblog of the previous post from a blog named bobiebots. They respond with “Okay so I was tagged by a couple people to see this first and I didn't believe them at first but oh my god. OP, that's an authentic Bonnie Springlock suit, probably one of the only ones in existence. They're basically an animatronic that doubles as a mascot costume. There were like 5 models made total and they were all discontinued bc at least 3 people on record (including a child) died due to their technical malfunctions. You can tell they're real bc of the wire placing in this pic. One of my professors from the UEU (Utah Engineering Union) told me about the lawsuits they caused. There's very little info on this outside of word of mouth, but these things are super dangerous. I really hope you're right about the blood just being spooky décor, because Fazbear entertainment has a history of coverups and it's not impossible that there's actually a body in there.” The phrases “authentic bonnie springlock suit,” “due to their malfunctions,” “lawsuits they caused,” and “Fazbear entertainment has a history of coverups” are all underlined with a hyperlink to show the user used sources to back up their claim. Helloscully reblogs this post with “w. what” and then reblogs it again stating “there's no fucking way. that can't be why he smells so bad. there's no way he'd be functional. what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck wh.” (end id)

Another fake ask post. An anonymous user says “they saw trapped my mans” to which helloscully responds “SHUT UPHJA DJDGVjkvdkj.” (end id)

Something about FNAF 3 and Fazbear Frights taking place in 2023 in our current social media landscape

(part 2)

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matty-the-bathroom-mat

4 months ago

I decided on this mask/helmet.

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matty-the-bathroom-mat

5 months ago

Ok, so just imagine. Batmans' not a human, but he doesn't know, ok, wait, hear me out. So, this came from every time I saw an ambigious and cryptid blob batman. I was thinking, wouldn't it be funny if batman. Instead of being human and being mistook for a crytid, what if he was actually a crytid. Just a thought I had. You can interpret this anyway you want. I don't actually have any idea what the specifics would be.

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batman thank you dcu discussion i thought it was funny just a little something tell me your thoughts

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matty-the-bathroom-mat

10 months ago

The first two images are my drawings and the second two are my references. I am so sorry about changing Jeremy's skin color, I couldn't find the right color in my marker bag.

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fanart fnaf fanart was that the bite of 87 mangle jeremy fitzgerald

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matty-the-bathroom-mat

11 months ago

I don't know why, but i have to agree, I'll probably draw that. Or I'll just forget forever.

Who do you think would win in a fight between The Boneturner and Mr bonzo?

Why on earth would they fight? That's the steamiest romance of 2025.

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matty-the-bathroom-mat

11 months ago

Back By Popular Demand. English Willy Part 3

Back by popular demand. English Willy part 3

(Idk if I'll do another bc I feel like its run its course and unlike Scott Cawthon I would like to end my series on a high note! But to everyone who sent in asks or showed support or generally took part I love all of you and had so much fun with this. I might do more in future but I don't want part 4 to hang over me as something I HAVE to do)

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matty-the-bathroom-mat

10 months ago

Hand looks a little wonk and the perspective is off but I like it somewhat.

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matty-the-bathroom-mat

9 months ago

A smaller apple painting with an eye.

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matty-the-bathroom-mat

1 year ago

Regarding my discovery of the magnus archives podcast, I have gone and created jon. He's just a little ill at the moment, and in a few episodes, he will be back in tip-top shape... or at least I hope so.

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fanart drawing the magnus archives the archivist jonathan sims magnus archive fanart

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matty-the-bathroom-mat

3 months ago

Your Cas sheet was SO helpful! Is it possible to do a Dean one?

sure thing! :)

starting off with the usual:

Your Cas Sheet Was SO Helpful! Is It Possible To Do A Dean One?

remember that those freckles are essential!

he has some stubble, but it's optional and i keep it less prominent than cas's stubble anyways

on with the rest!

again, like cas, the hair tuft at the front is just something i think is cute and fun

one more thing—i usually draw dean's hair parting on his left but sometimes i forget or just think it looks better for the drawing on his right (same with cas but the opposite!)

hope i could help and have fun!! :)

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