I'm Loving This Essay

i'm loving this essay

now that we have confirmation that mattโ€™s an oatmilk girly, do you think heโ€™s lactose intolerant

All us non-dairy creamer drinkers dancing cause WE FUCKING WON LAST NIGHT, MATT BELONGS TO US NOW, SUCK IT EVERYONE ELSE

Now That We Have Confirmation That Mattโ€™s An Oatmilk Girly, Do You Think Heโ€™s Lactose Intolerant

BUT THIS IS AN INTERESTING QUESTION. We see him eat, in canon, off the top of my head, nothing with dairy. Someone correct me if I'm wrong but I remember:

Chinese takeout

Indian food (I'd have to check but I don't remember it looking like he was eating something with paneer, I'm pretty sure it was something with chicken; sauce may have been cream based, unsure)

Fruit on his counter

Toast and eggs

He does eat vanilla ice cream as a kid with Stick, HOWEVER: lactose intolerance can happen later in life, but also I knew more than one kid who'd chow down on ice cream anyway even if it led to them spending an hour in the bathroom later

So my theory is either:

Milk really does just throw Matt's stomach off, either because of lactose intolerance or because it just hits his sensitive body wrong

Alternatively, he likes the taste (I've headcanoned for a long time that he'd hate coffee creamer since that's a lot more processed). There's some naturally occurring sugar in oatmilk, granted, but it's still got less in it than dairy-based milk, so he might like the way it's a bit less sweet while still softening some of the bitterness of the coffee.

He was doing it just to irritate Frank because he knows Frank would die before drinking anything but black coffee

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1 year ago
Fanart Of Fanfic Manacled By @senlinyuwrites

fanart of fanfic manacled by @senlinyuwrites

i came across this fanfic when browsing angst works on ao3... and i regret nothing. i know nothing about harry potter or dramione, but wow this fic just hit the right spot for me. enemies who find solace in each other ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ‘Œ im so weak for intense dark intimate fic

2 years ago

this is canon idc

something fluffy with the trio from the sequels? but no reylo pls

โ€œSo, whatโ€™s the point of this?โ€ Rey asked, tugging at her jacket. โ€œAnd do I have to be dressed up?โ€

โ€œItโ€™s a costume,โ€ Poe replied, adjusting his belt. โ€œFor the party. Itโ€™s fun. Everyone dresses up, and then we have a party with treats.โ€

โ€œTreats?โ€ Rey asked, her eyes widening.

Poe grinned. โ€œYeah, treats. Like cookies and chocolates.โ€

โ€œThis is so baggy!โ€ Finn protested, messing with the poncho that Poe had forced him into. โ€œWhy do people wear such baggy clothes?โ€

โ€œWe just need to wear them for a few hours,โ€ Poe assured him. His face fell slightly and he added, โ€œI mean, we donโ€™t have to if you donโ€™t want to.โ€

Rey and Finn looked at each other. โ€œWe want to do it,โ€ Rey declared, reaching up to properly tousle her hair. โ€œSo, when do we go?โ€

โ€œAre you ready?โ€ Poe asked BB-8. The responding trill was a bit indignant, but BB-8 rolled out anyway. Rey stifled a giggle.

โ€œAre you two ready?โ€ Poe asked Finn and Rey.

โ€œI guess,โ€ Finn replied, adjusting his poncho one last time.

โ€œLetโ€™s go get some treats!โ€ Rey declared, taking Poe and Finnโ€™s hands and dragging them out the door.

The party was in full swing when they arrived. Jess laughed when she caught sight of them. โ€œFinally found people to help you live your dreams, Poe?โ€

โ€œYou just wish youโ€™d thought of such great costumes yourself,โ€ Poe shot back.

โ€œCan we see these great costumes?โ€ a voice asked from behind them.

Rey and Finn both looked at Poe before turning around. Leia was standing behind them, an eyebrow arched. To one side of her was Luke, who had a hint of a smile on his face, and on the other side was Han, who was clearly trying very hard not to look amused. Chewbacca was making no such effort, and even R2-D2โ€™s beeping sounded amused.

โ€œKids all across the galaxy dress up like the heroes who took down the Empire,โ€ Poe said with a winning smile. โ€œI thought Finn and Rey deserved a chance to do it too.โ€

โ€œSo you three dressed up as us,โ€ Leia said flatly.

Poe looked at Finn, dressed up as Luke, and then at Rey, dressed up as Han. โ€œI think we did a pretty good job of it.โ€

โ€œDid you draw the short stick, kid?โ€ Han asked. โ€œNo one else wanted to wear the dress?โ€

Leia smacked him upside the head.

โ€œNo, I insisted,โ€ Poe replied, adjusting his long white dress. โ€œBesides, Finn rescued me from the First Order dressed as a stormtrooper, and then Rey flew a droid with a secret message back to the Resistance in the Millennium Falcon. I think itโ€™s pretty clear whoโ€™s who.โ€

Luke grinned.ย โ€œBut Rey is a Force-user from a desert planet, and Finn almost left before coming back to help his friends.โ€

โ€œYouโ€™re not arguing Poe being me?โ€ Leia asked.

Luke shook his head.ย โ€œNo, I think heโ€™s pretty much got you covered.โ€

BB-8 trilled indignantly. โ€œReally?โ€ Poe demanded. โ€œAfter how hard it was to get you to agree to that paint job, now youโ€™re offended people arenโ€™t admiring it?โ€

R2-D2 beeped his compliments, and BB-8 preened. The blue paint job did look a little strange on them when Poe was so used to their normal orange, but it was necessary to complete the costume, and heโ€™d specifically chosen a paint that would come off easily. Besides, BB-8 idolized R2-D2 enough that it hadnโ€™t actually been that hard to get them to agree to dressing up like him.

โ€œYou donโ€™t have a Threepio,โ€ Han remarked. โ€œOr a Chewie.โ€

Chewbacca roared and went over to stand next to Rey. Han gaped at him. โ€œSeriously?โ€

Chewbacca tousled Reyโ€™s hair and gave Han a very smug look.

โ€œNow it looks like you donโ€™t have a Chewie,โ€ Rey said, sounding just as smug as Chewbacca looked.

โ€œYou can keep Threepio, though,โ€ Poe said. He didnโ€™t mind working with the droid on occasion, but his neuroses definitely started getting on Poeโ€™s nerves after a while.

โ€œDoes this mean I can pass off some of my paperwork to you?โ€ Leia asked. โ€œSince weโ€™re apparently so similar?โ€

โ€œOnly if Iโ€™m in costume,โ€ Poe joked, hoping Leia wasnโ€™t about to pull a stack of datapads out of nowhere and foist them off on him.

โ€œWe should stop hogging you three,โ€ Luke said, giving them a smile. โ€œHave fun at the party. And those costumes are really spot on. Han, that jacket even looks just like yours.โ€

Han studied Reyโ€™s jacket, his eyes narrowing slightly. โ€œThat looks just like the jacket that went missing three days ago,โ€ he said suspiciously.

Rey and Finn, who had both seen Poe sneak the jacket out of the laundry, shot him a nervous look. Poe winked.

โ€œRun.โ€

They scattered instantly, and Han started yelling for them to come back, and Poe couldnโ€™t help but laugh, feeling younger than he had in years. Heโ€™d promised Finn and Rey that this would be fun, and it was. He hoped they were enjoying themselves as much as he was.

And maybe Jess was right in teasing Poe about fulfilling his dreams, but even still, he couldnโ€™t help but think their costumes were pretty great indeed.

7 years ago

Story Idea no 1: Contaminated

Harry Potter x Zombies

Well itโ€™s been 3 years after the war. Most warriors become auror or just works at the ministry. Me, and the weasley twins become quidditch players in Puddlemere United quidditch team (me as a chaser, the twins as beater as usual).

Our lives couldnโ€™t have been more better after the war. I mean, i just saved fred-fkin-weasley from death. Like, imagine if i didnโ€™t save him at the first place (*cough* jk rowling *cough*). One day, Kingsley Shacklebolt aka our new minister of magic suddenly called us (the golden trio, silver trio, me and the twins) and tell us that thereโ€™s been a freakin Zombie attack on the muggle world! And that the zombies at trying to get through our world too. After long lectures of โ€œwhat the hell is a moโ€™ freakin zombieโ€ lectured by me and Hermione, we get ready.

Weโ€™re not just gonna use wands, weโ€™re also gonna use muggle weapons, such as: gun, knife, sword (yes, Kingsley succeeded to Convince us to use a sword) , and bunch other stuff. While the ministry is spreading warning through daily prophet, we got down to muggle world and, oh boy.

Itโ€™s turning into a freakin apocalypse now!

Kingsley told us about how thereโ€™s zombies around because a stupid company has spilled dangerous chemicals and contamining some water sources and people at the company too. When the people contaminated with these chemicals, their cell brains got destroyed and leave them to behave like animals. specifically, cannibals. They become crazy and sht and people that they bite or tear will become zombies too.

And then we basically just got inside a freakin war zone. And you wanna ask which oneโ€™s worse; this apocalypse or battle of Hogwarts? I think you already know the answer. โ€“ yea i just watched โ€˜freakishโ€™ (its a tv show on hulu ft Liza Koshy fyi) and i was inspired so i make this story idea ehe -lily


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2 years ago

MLEM

Patent Matt Murdockโ„ข Moves and Expressions:

1. The "disappointed soccer mom" pose

GIF of Matt Murdock from Netflix Daredevil in a blue suit with his hands on his hips and a disappointed look on his face
GIF of Matt Murdock from Netflix Daredevil in a black suit placing his hands on his hips and licking his lips

2. The white people smile :]

Matt Murdock from Netflix Daredevil in a dress suit pursing his lips
Matt Murdock from Netflix Daredevil in a blue shirt pursing his lips

3. Puppy head tilt ๐Ÿ•

Matt Murdock from Netflix Daredevil  wearing a gray cap and coat tilting his head as if to listen to his surroundings
Matt Murdock from Netflix Daredevil with his glasses off wearing a green hoodie tilting his head as if to listen to his surroundings

4. Mlep ๐Ÿ˜›

Matt Murdock from Netflix Daredevil  wearing a black dress suit licking his lips
Matt Murdock from Netflix Daredevil  wearing a gray dress suit licking his lips and reaching towards his glasses to take them off

5. The โ˜น๏ธ

Matt Murdock from Netflix Daredevil  wearing a white dress shirt with a red tie, his hands fiddling with an earphone wire, his expression an upside down smirk
Matt Murdock from Netflix Daredevil  wearing a gray dress suit. There is a visible stitch on his forehead, his expression an upside down smirk
2 years ago

leia: so whatโ€™s hanโ€™s type?

chewie: [brown eyes, kind, oblivious, and has a good sense of leadership]

leia: sounds kind of like me. too bad weโ€™re just friends

chewie: [did i mention oblivious?]

leia: yeah, why?

chewie: [okay, just making sure]

2 years ago

OH MY GODDDD NOOOO YOU CANT DO THIS TO MEEEEE /j /nm /pos

Charlie Cox With Kids Pt IIIย ย ๐Ÿฅฐ
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Charlie Cox With Kids Pt IIIย ย ๐Ÿฅฐ
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Charlie Cox with kids pt IIIย ย ๐Ÿฅฐ

9 months ago

-` ๐•„๐•’๐•ค๐•ฅ๐•–๐•ฃ๐•๐•š๐•ค๐•ฅ๐•ค ยด-

[ ๐— ๐‘๐„๐€๐ƒ๐„๐‘ ๐‹๐ˆ๐’๐“ ]

-` ๐•„๐•’๐•ค๐•ฅ๐•–๐•ฃ๐•๐•š๐•ค๐•ฅ๐•ค ยด-

ใ€ ๐™ƒ๐™–๐™œ๐™–๐™ฃ๐™š๐™ฏ๐™ช๐™ ๐™– ๐™ƒ๐™ค๐™ฉ๐™–๐™ง๐™ช ๐™ญ ๐™๐™š๐™–๐™™๐™š๐™ง ใ€‘

Part 1

Part 2

Part 3

Part 4

Part 5

Part 6 (Ending)

-` ๐•„๐•’๐•ค๐•ฅ๐•–๐•ฃ๐•๐•š๐•ค๐•ฅ๐•ค ยด-

ใ€ ๐™‘๐™ž๐™ฃ๐™จ๐™ข๐™ค๐™ ๐™š ๐™Ž๐™–๐™ฃ๐™Ÿ๐™ž ๐™ญ ๐™’๐™ž๐™ฉ๐™˜๐™ ๐™๐™š๐™–๐™™๐™š๐™ง ใ€‘

Teaser

Part 1

Part 2

Part 3

Doodles

[ ๐€๐” ๐‹๐ˆ๐’๐“ ]

-` ๐•„๐•’๐•ค๐•ฅ๐•–๐•ฃ๐•๐•š๐•ค๐•ฅ๐•ค ยด-

ใ€ ๐˜ฟ๐™š๐™ข๐™ค๐™ฃ ๐™Ž๐™ก๐™–๐™ฎ๐™š๐™ง ๐™ˆ๐™š๐™ง๐™ข๐™–๐™ž๐™™/๐™‹๐™ž๐™ง๐™–๐™ฉ๐™š๐™จ ๐˜ผ๐™ใ€‘

Kanae meets Sanemi and Shinobu is trying to grill Giyuu alive

Giyuu is saved yay

The Butterfly Pirates info

Lionfish based merman Kyojuro and Betta fish based Akaza (ft Inosuke)

Barmaid Mitsuri

Sea creatures they're based off

Sanemi stares at Kanae's poster

Yooo Giyushino crumbles ๐Ÿคญ

How Tanjirou and Kanao met + doodles

Injured Kanae

-` ๐•„๐•’๐•ค๐•ฅ๐•–๐•ฃ๐•๐•š๐•ค๐•ฅ๐•ค ยด-

ใ€ ๐™๐™ฃ๐™๐™ž๐™ฃ๐™œ๐™š๐™™ ๐™‰๐™š๐™ฏ๐™ช๐™ ๐™ค ๐™จ๐™š๐™ง๐™ž๐™š๐™จ ใ€‘

The first

The second

The third

The fourth

[ ๐‚๐‘๐Ž๐’๐’๐Ž๐•๐„๐‘ ๐‹๐ˆ๐’๐“ ]

-` ๐•„๐•’๐•ค๐•ฅ๐•–๐•ฃ๐•๐•š๐•ค๐•ฅ๐•ค ยด-

ใ€ ๐™‚๐™ง๐™š๐™š๐™ฃ ๐™๐™ก๐™–๐™œ๐™จ ๐™Ž๐™๐™š๐™ฃ๐™–๐™ฃ๐™ž๐™œ๐™–๐™ฃ๐™จ ใ€‘

Chibi Tanjirou, Luffy and Izuku

Tanjirou's forehead

Ft. Nezuko and her Blood Demon Art

One day at the park...

They have tragic siblings yeah

๐Ÿ‰

2 years ago

stan: fuck

diego: hey! watch your fucking language

2 years ago

help i canโ€™t stop thinking about having a really small wedding (borderline elopement) with matt, with foggy and karen as witnesses, and afterwards just getting drinks at josies and matt is just sitting with his arm around you all smiley ๐Ÿฅบ

this is literally so fucking cute i'm gonna yell thank you so much for this request bestie here we go

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If Foggy could add up all of the smiles he's seen on Matt's face from all of the years, see them play out on the big screen before him. It still wouldn't come close to the full-length feature film that was Matt's joy since he met you. The endless cycles of laughter so loud it crinkled the corners of his eyes, smiles that cracked open his face for so long his cheeks ached with the effort.

Nothing even approached outshining Matt's love for you, the way he bloomed under your care, opening up and flourishing. The years since you'd met him of shared moments and kisses, of breakfasts and dinners and all-nighters. It had all turned Matt's life upside down and sideways, given him hope and euphoria.

When Matt had proposed he'd cried, you'd cried, Foggy and Karen had cried finding out the news. The glowing radiance of family among the four of you bond so deeply engraved in you all, that when you'd asked Foggy and Karen to be witnesses they'd cried again.

A small delicate wedding, just you and Matt dressed up in front of Father Lantom in an empty church that couldn't have felt less hollow. The only decorations the gentle illumination from a couple strings of lights and the candles that burned day and night. Softly spoken words of endearment, of adoration shared under unhurried breaths and fumbled hands.

"'Till I die and then," Matt whispered reverently, his fingers tangled together with yours between you. Tears fell past your eyes, trailing down your cheeks and hanging off the line of your jaw. Matt reached to brush them from your skin, thumb lingering across your lips where you could press a kiss.

"'Till I die and then." You could watch the way his face lights up, the same way it does whenever you tell him you love him, for years. And now you have the chance, with the words 'you may now kiss' ringing in your ears and the way your now-husband pulled you to him with a huffed laugh to follow those directions just so.

A beautiful procession ending the familiarity of sticky floors and counter-tops, shitty beer and great company. You and Matt are seemingly curled around each other in a booth, he hasn't been able to take his hands off you since the whole thing started and despite the public place this is no different. Warm hand on your knee, his chin resting on your shoulder in reach to press kisses into the skin of your neck every few minutes, just a small stretch away from being able to land them on your face.

"To the Murdocks!" Foggy announces, not a single soul but their little corner hears or even seems to care. But your little corner, your little family of four clinks glasses and cheers into the night the beginnings of probably their best celebration yet.

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