my brother has been criticizing me all day and he told me if i wasn’t happy i could go somewhere else so i wouldn’t ruin everyone else’s dinner so i took the massive bowl of pasta + special sauce i spent the last 2 hours making from scratch for the whole family and i left
sapphic spotify playlist / mlm spotify playlist
best friends
bestie by sizzy rocket
boyfriend by tegan and sara
hmu by spacegirl gemmy
iilwmbf by salen
jenny by studio killers
kari equals hottie by the dollyrots
no kings by the total bettys
sleepover by hayley kiyoko
two little girls by ani difranco
breakups - wlw
0108 by nakala
always this way by laura marling
bad at love by halsey
come on in my kitchen by larkin poe
conversations by lauren sanderson
cruise freestyle by nakala
curious by hayley kiyoko
deleted you by be steadwell
good girl by domo wilson
in my blood by ji nilson
let me go by be steadwell
like me by chely wright
me & her by heavens to betsy
new girl by be steadwell
now i’m all messed up by tegan & sara
she’s not you by grace petrie
strangers by halsey
talia by king princess
breakups - mlm
better off just friends by pansy division
closure by ieuan
fighting for by brendan maclean
glenview by pansy division
it doesnt matter to him by john grant
ramona by ieuan
stephen by brayton bowman
straight boy by shamir
the day u left me by ieuan
too much to ask by pansy division
bisexuality
b.i.g by caitlyn scarlett
bad at love by halsey
bi by alicia champion
bi by alizee
bi by living colour
bisexual by grlwood
blinders by phem
boys by maris
boys/girls by torrey mercer
do not disturb by halestorm
gettin’ bi by crazy ex gf cast
girls/girls/boys by panic! at the disco
i do both jay and jane by postman
i wanna bf with a car by kate nash
in or out by ani difranco
not myself tonight by christina aguilera
pretty boys and pretty girls-book of love
swings both ways by robbie williams
cheating - wlw
all the girls love alice by emeli sande
boyfriend by marika hackman
girlfriend by kitty
greatness by jen foster
i kissed a girl by jill sobule
cheating - mlm
all american boy by steve grand
billy brown by mika
deadahh by lil ph*g
girlfriend by mnek
i kissed a boy by jupither
im still your f*g by broken social scene
life lovers by pansy division
to be alone with you by sufjan stevens
christmas
12 gays of christmas-bubba love sponge
a dirty gay christmas-jonny mcgovern
homo christmas by pansy division
i saw daddy kissing santa-rupaul
itsa very queer christmas-erin mckeown
river by sam smith
rudy the big booty reindeer-big freedia
santa baby by rupaul
santa is a gay man-big freedia
crushes & love - wlw
all day and all of the night - kate nash
and then she kissed me by st. vincent
aquafina by cj run
beautiful girl by sophie b. hawkins
boys aside by sofya wang
bwu by tegan and sara
california friends by the regrettes
cardigan sweater by jasmine kennedy
caroline by girlyman
cherry by rina sawayama
come what may by daisy o’connor
daisy by zedd
girl by the internet
hometown by maddie ross
honey by kehlani
i love you, sadie by wyvern lingo
if it isnt her by ani difranco
know your name by mary lambert
mad about the girl by valerie june
marian by julian weldon
marry me by tender forever
proud by ji nilson
radiant warmth by miki ratsula
rebel girl by bikini kill
red by miki ratsula
runway by kodie shane
she by jen foster
she says by ani difranco
she keeps me warm by mary lambert
sing to her by kodie shane
sunshine by grace petrie
watercolor roses by ness nite
wild by molly burch
with a girl like you by thao & the get down stay down
crushes & love - mlm
all american boy by steve grand
american boyfriend by kevin abstract
and i love him by benjamin gibbard
caramel by john grant
denny by pansy division
garden boy by boy blue
handsome man by matt alber
hold each other by a great big world
i met a man by romanovsky and phillips
just some guy by anthony rapp
love came along by pansy division
mannequin by leon markcus
michael by franz ferdinand
my guy by kele okereke
too beautiful by pansy division
two men in love by the irrepresibles
what a beautiful day by brett every
gay & lesbian culture
bears by tom goss
blue collar sex kitten-lauren ruth ward
boys wear pink by todrick hall
butch in the streets by tribe 8
closet femme by kate reid
drag king bar by bitch and animal
dyke bars never last by sapphic lasers
elderly lesbians by sara renberg
everyone is gay by a great big world
femme bitch top by tribe 8
gay bash by melange lavonne
gay parenting by melange lavonne
gay sex by be steadwell
girls like girls by hayley kiyoko
i can be a lesbian by judy small
i don’t do boys by elektra
i’ll never want a bf by bec sandridge
influenced by queers by judy small
lesbian chic by judy small
lgbt by lowell
lgbt by rupaul
like boys by hyphen hyphen
qda by god is my co-pilot
queer by frankie simone
queer for you by the degenerettes
the chapstick lesbian song by cassendre xavier
the ellen page by partner
only dyke at the open mic-kate reid
the only gay person by sara renberg
the queer song by two nice girls
twinkie twinkie little star-pansy division
twinks by matt fishel
vaccines made me gay by grlwood
war paint by frankie simone
homophobia & coming out
american boyfriend by kevin abstract
apple pie by todrick hall
becoming myself by domo wilson
behind closed doors by matt fishel
boys in the street by greg holden
checking out your babe by tribe 8
compulsive liar by ezra furman
dumb by todrick hall
feminist housewives-bitch and animal
forbidden by todrick hall
g.d.m.m.l. grls by tyler glenn
gay thoughts by the growlers
gay sex by be steadwell
heaven sent by parker millsap
hold your hand by nicolette forte
homo song by mara levi
lezbophobia by tribe 8
love is love by naz & ella
love is love by starley
married in london by janis ian
miserable america by kevin abstract
not worth hiding by alex the astronaut
pride by grace petrie
radio friendly pop song by matt fishel
she keeps me warm by mary lambert
since when are you gay? by childbirth
some of my best friends-pansy division
thats so gay by pansy division
the village by wrabel
this is me by jen foster
whats expected of you-lipstick homicide
who wears the pants?? by soko
you can’t pray the gay away-laura bell bundy
pining - wlw
1950 by king princess
better anyway by lauren sanderson
boyfriend by marika hackman
boyfriend by tegan and sara
carrie (i want a girl) by moaning lisa
done deal by grace petrie
explosion by zolita
flirting with her by sir babygirl
girls by girl in red
girlfriend by kitty
girlfriend by ria mae
i need a woman to love by kesha
i wanna bf with a car by kate nash
i want her by blind fury
i wanna be your girlfriend by girl in red
jenny by studio killers
jessie’s girl by mary lambert
pretty girls by sequin sally
sister by kate nash
sleepover by hayley kiyoko
pining - mlm
boys that dance by ieuan
girl crush by harry styles
good guys by mika
good wife by mika
guy.exe by superfruit
him by geo louis
homie lova friend by anye elite
i love you by woodkid
i really wanted you by pansy division
i wanna boi by pwr bttm
i wanted him by lontalius
im the friend by pansy division
my heart aches for you by pansy division
need a man blues by bronski beat
preppy boy by john grant
the art teacher by rufus wainwright
the man i love by chester lockhart
sex - wlw
bestie by sizzy rocket
bitches by tove lo
boinked the bride by ember swift
box by siya
dive by tiffany gouche
dreamboat by mirah
flowers for anna by ames
girls by beatrice eli
hefner by tana mongeau
holy by king princess
i didnt just kiss her by jen foster
kissing pink by kodie shane
lick it by god-des & she
pussy mine by bella thorne
pynk by janelle monae
sweet girl by nicole dollanganger
tangerine by cj run
true love cafe by nicole dollanganger
sex - mlm
20 years of cock by pansy division
beercan boy by pansy division
bloom by troye sivan
chanel by frank ocean
daddy by sakima
dick of death by pansy division
groovy underwear by pansy division
he’s got his mothers hips-john grant
he’s trippi by sakima
i lost my innocence by ezra furman
iced out dick by lil ph*g
its just a job by pansy division
james bondage by pansy division
new pleasures by pansy division
rachbottomoff by pansy division
seventeen by troye sivan
snug slacks by john grant
t.h.u.g (trade) by todrick hall
tease by tyra b
the cocksucker club by pansy division
tinted windows by pansy division
wet by anye elite
transitioning & dysphoria
a guy named joe by joe stevens
boy in a dress by namoli brennet
daughter by ryan cassata
daughterson by joe stevens
dysphoria by saint wellesley
f*gette by athens boys choir
ftm at the dmv by schmekel
genderless by jonesin and the hurt
genderqueer love song by schmekel
girl or boy by dani shay
my lgbt story by itsbambii
new men with old man names-schmekel
second puberty by jake edwards
sex:male;gender:whatever-human kitten
tell me a story by skylar kergil
the village by wrabel
trans is love by marissa kay
trans punx by size of sadness
transgender dysphoria blues-against me
true trans soul rebel by against me
they/them/theirs by worriers
you cant tell me by jake edwards
youth
carla williams kissed me-jamie anderson
compulsive liar by ezra furman
diplomats son by vampire weekend
first time he kissed a boy by kadie elder
grace by jamie anderson
i lost my innocence by ezra furman
kiss the boy by keiynan lonsdale
loners by maddie ross
mr, peterson by perfume genius
pat me on the ass by pansy division
room by palehound
seventeen by troye sivan
seventeen by kevin abstract
son of a preacher man by tom goss
the art teacher by rufus wainwright
upsidedown beacon of sin that swims in space
I made a fursona generator its kinda cool Tell me what you got in the tags!
like a year ago I saw a trailer for Some Fucking Romcom where I thought for the first thirty seconds the plot was “bride asks her gay brother and his boyfriend to get heterosexual dates for her wedding”
turns out the plot actually was “bride asks her two Commitmentphobic ™ brothers to get dates for her wedding” which, lame
I like my idea, where two gay dudes and two lesbians have to pretend to be straight for an entire weekend
“I can definitely pretend to be straight,” Lesbian One says, “I successfully pretended to be a straight man for twenty years.”
“No,” her girlfriend Lesbian Two says, “no you definitely didn’t.”
Lesbian Two, who is butch, discovers an eyelash curler. “What is this, a torture device?”
Gay Guy One hooks up with the DJ, the wedding planner, three caterers and the best man. Shenanigans happen as he narrowly avoids getting caught by the bride.
Gay Guy Two, of course, finds himself falling hopelessly in love with the groom.
At the climax of the movie Gay Guy One falls out of the closet where he’s making out with his latest conquest, the florist. The bride screams, eyeliner smearing from tears, about how he’s RUINING HER WEDDING and she didn’t choose to have a brother who was QUEER and why didn’t he ever think about HER and why couldn’t he just pretend to be NORMAL for her SPECIAL DAY–
the groom is like “honey, I’m bi”
the bride says “no, you’re not! you’re marrying me! you’re straight now!”
and then the wedding is called off and Gay Guy Two and the groom live happily ever after. the after-credits scene is Lesbian Two suspiciously poking her eyelids with an eyelash curler
(wakes up at reasonable hour) (stays in bed for two more hours)
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“Please, let him be soft. I know you made him with gunmetal bones and wolf’s teeth. I know you made him to be a warrior a soldier a hero. But even gunmetal can warp and even wolf’s teeth can dull and I do not want to see him break the way old and worn and overused things do. I do not want to see him go up in flames the way all heroes end up martyrs. I know that you will tell me that the world needs him. The world needs his heart and his faith and his courage and his strength and his bones and his teeth and his blood and his voice and his– The world needs anything he will give them. Damn the world, and damn you too. Damn anyone that ever asked anything of him, damn anyone that ever took anything from him, damn anyone that ever prayed to his name. You know that he will give them everything until there is nothing left of him but the imprint of dust where his feet once trod. You know that he will bear the world like Atlas until his shoulders collapse and his knees buckle and he is crushed by all he used to carry. Dear God, you have already made an Atlas. You have already made an Achilles and an Icarus and a Hercules. You have already made so many heroes, and you can make another again. You can have your pick of heroes. So please, I beg you– he is all that I have, and you have so many heroes and the world has so many more. Let him be soft, and let him be mine.”
— Please, let him be happy ( j.p. )