Funny Little Thought

Funny Little Thought

First date idea at a restaurant, sitting alone at a table, waiter comes up.

"Sir, are you ready to order, or are you still waiting for your date?"

"Oh, no, I can order."

"What would you like to drink, sir?"

Lifting the tablecloth slightly: "What flavor would you like, dear?"

Muffled under the table: "'ed 'ine!"

Lowers tablecloth again: "I think red wine will be fine."

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7 months ago

Something I've always been curious about...

I've always wanted to see what it would be like to have either a sleeping sub, or one who was too drugged up to stop what was happening, even if she were aware of what was going on beforehand. Like bondage for the brain!


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4 months ago

Happy New Year!

To all the pervs, happy new year! I hope you all find this year very filling! ...er, fulfilling.

I'm not usually the type to rope folks in on it, but I hope you can all whip yourselves into shape with your planned resolutions! Don't worry if they overlap, there's bound to be some repeats, but as long as you can strap yourself on, there's no resolution you can't ride out!

I know my personal resolution is to try to end the year in a fully committed relationship with a sub, one who is living the 24/7 dom/sub lifestyle with me.

To all those looking for your other half, good luck! To those who already found them, have fun!


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7 months ago

Attention!

I have a message!

Boop

That is all.

Gotta be Completely Honest...

It feels like a lot of people here on Tumblr are all talk when it comes to kinks. If the opportunity comes up to take a chance on them, they skip out because they're too afraid of actual consequences, when that's half the fun!

Feels kind of disappointing. If you're just going to play pretend, why even bring it up? Take the risk and enjoy your deeper, darker fears! What's life without a little risk? Find someone you trust to inflict on or by, and have your fun!

And this PSA isn't just brought on by a love of inflicting life-ruining humiliation... Sure, let's go with that.


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5 months ago

Honestly, your page is one of the most repulsive things I've seen in ages. You mean to try and convince people that your desire to abuse and humiliate women is an acceptable mentality? You're an abusive, rapist pig. May God be unkind with your soul.

The joys of assholes who don't understand what consent is.

7 months ago

Thank You!

I'm not sure if this fully counts as kink related or other, but thank you Tumblr for letting me be honest with my kinks, and getting embraced by the community on here! May everyone get all your fetishes and desires fulfilled!

6 months ago

Casual kink...

Can be such a fun thing! A sub going about her day, doing whatever activities she had, wearing the ball gag her dom/master/owner had ordered her to wear. At this point, she's more used to wearing it than not, so the order isn't even that necessary anymore, just adds to the appeal!


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6 months ago

I really want to try...

Something I've not been able to do with my exes that I'd really like to try at some point is to really let loose. Neither one were really masochists or appreciated pain, just some of the minor stinging, I'd really love to tie tight, push positions that steadily test the sub, and most of all, REALLY let loose with a flog or a riding crop, push the skin into the purple range.


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5 months ago

can you please be my father figure? i found you in a comment section ^^ pretty please?

I gotta be honest, I'm a really bad father figure. Never got too much into the whole "daddy" thing, so not sure how much I can really help there.

7 months ago

Nothing quite like...

Having a girl so thoroughly trained or braindead that she'll do whatever you say, no matter the location. You want to show off your girl to some strangers? Have her flash them. Feeling frisky while shopping? Have her drop to her knees. She been teasing you in that top? Just give them a good squeeze!


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