IT IS 12:13 AM AND I JUST FOUND OUT BEARS CAN FUCKIN PURR

IT IS 12:13 AM AND I JUST FOUND OUT BEARS CAN FUCKIN PURR

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5 years ago

The Beginning part 3

Kaaru jumps out of a window as the bank alarms go off, the alley boy under one arm and a duffle bag of cash under the other. 

“You’ve done it now!” She says, running down the street.

“It was a red button what was I supposed to do?” The boy whines, tears in his eyes as she climbs onto a building and starts to run along the roofs. 

“Not touch it!” She yells, frustrated with the boy. “We can’t have the cops on us!” She adds as she slides down a fire escape and uses the alley way to get back to the hotel, the cops far behind them.

“It’s 2057 it’s not like it was labeled “alarm”.” The boy cries as she throws him onto the bed and stuffs the duffle bag in the closet. 

She huffs and looks at him. He was young and naive. Not the best combination in this day and age. 

“How old are you?” She questions and he looks away from her.

She grabs his arm and yanks him to look at her. 

“How. Old. Are. You?” She growls at him and he whimpers, his tearstained face puffy and red.

“I’m seven with no last name, no family, and no education besides the biblical school the nuns sent me to.” He says, being stubborn and ornery. 

She huffs and looks him over more, his brown eyes staring back at her with a fire of hatred. She lets go of him and folds her arms. He turns away and sniffs, wiping his face sloppily. She sighs and gets a wash cloth and kneels by him.

“I’m going to wash your face, okay?” She says and he frowns at her. “Now don’t give me that. You want to hear the rest of the story right?” She says and he looks up.

“Promise to be gentle?” He asks and she nods.

~storytime~

“What do you mean it had our insignia?” Genji says, dropping his katana.

“She had carved the sigil into the grip of her gun on one side. I didn’t get a good look at the other side.” Hanzo says.

“I need to get a look at it.” He declares and Mccree grabs his forearm. 

“Are you nuts Genji?!” He hisses at him and Genji glares.

“She may be a spy sent to kill us.” He says and Hanzo stands.

“Brother, if you approach her, she might just kill you. I doubt Angela will be able to bring you back again.” He says and Genji nods.

“But we need to see that gun.” Genji states.

“No. What you need is someone gullable and stupid.” Mccree says, looking to Junkrat.

“The australian trash man?” Hanzo asks, folding his arms with a brow quirked.

“He ain’t trash. Just misguided and willin’ to do absolutely anythin’ for a good wad of cash.” Mccree says.

“I question your intel Mccree, but I am willing to try it to get that gun.” Hanzo says before the gun is slid to them from where K-M-S-M sits, her eyes open but half lidded with exhaustion. 

“Save your money. I’d rather commit seppuku than let him touch me. Or my father’s gun. He handmade it for me and carved my family insignias into it. As well as my real name into the bottom of the mag. Taught me how to shoot. If you want your answers, you look at it and ask me questions. I’ll tell you the answers when we’re back at the base.” She says, shifting. “I’m not supposed to even be here.” She mumbles and Hanzo looks at her.

“Are you in trouble, child?” He asks and she looks away, petting her dog. 

“. . . You’ll get your answers at the base.” She says as Toby pants and licks her hand. 

Genji gasps, looking at the gun on the ground, the shimada insignia staring up at him. He picks it up and looks at the gun, tracing the carving. Mccree looks at it too. 

“It looks like my handy work.” He says, confused and Genji rolls his eyes.

“That’s not possible. Unless you’ve been hiding a daughter from us.” Genji says and Mccree shoves him, taking the gun and pulling out a little piece of wood he was carving on the flight to the mission. “Holy shit. They’re identical.” Genji says as he looks between the two carvings of the insignia. 

Mccree turns the gun over in his hand and nearly chokes, staring down at his own deadeye symbol carved into the other side. 

“Shimadas! Mccree! Sit your asses down! We’ll be landing soon!” Soldier 76 yells to them, making them sit down and buckle up. 

“This don’t make a lick ah sense. She’s got my symbol on here too!” Mccree says. 

“She’s not telling us something.” Hanzo says. 

When they land K-M-S-M is the first off and the last to enter the lobby with changed clothes and washed hair, the galaxy static as Toby curls up in her lap. Mccree stares at her, confused and upset he hasn’t gotten answers yet. Hanzo brings in cups of coffee. 

“She’s upset.” Hanzo says, handing his boyfriend his black coffee. 

“No shit. But so am I and I’m gettin’ some goddamn answers.” Mccree says, setting his coffee down; he sat himself down next to her and glares. “I want answers you tye dyed haired bitch.” He says and she sighs. 

“What is my name?” She asks and he looks at her. 

“What?” He spits at her like poison.

“Read the bottom of the mag aloud. Then I will answer whatever questions you have.” She says and he looks at the bottom of it.

“ ‘Belongs to Karru Mizuki Shimada-Mccree’.” He reads and Hanzo chokes on his coffee as they both look at her. “Who the hell are you?” Jesse says and she looks at them with a blank face.

“Isn’t it obvious? I’m your daughter.” She says and they back away from her.

~reality~

The boy gasps as Kaaru tucks him into bed. 

“Yeah?” She laughs. “Well that’s enough for today. Good night kid.” She smiles. 

“Jesse.” The boy says. “My name is Jesse.” He says and she smiles. 

“Goodnight Jesse.” She says and turns off the light before going to sleep on the couch.

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5 years ago

Indeed

Yes. Yes It Is.

Yes. Yes it is.

3 years ago

Bonnie putting baby Gregory to sleep?

Lullaby time~


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2 years ago

>:0

I WAS WONDERING WHERE IT WENT!!!

Congrats!

Congrats!

3 years ago

The Beginning part 15

Angela sighs and sits down as Genji looks at his niece with a sigh. 

“Should we go take her to her parents?” Genji asks as she starts to gum at her onesie buttons. 

“Yeah. Hanzo should be awake by now.” She says, rubbing her eyes.

She gathers up the things she bought for the baby and follows Genji to Hanzo and Mccree’s room, playing with the little baby in Genji’s arms.

Genji unlocks the door after a soft knock and looks around, the room dark, cold, and the sound of running water constant. Angela turns up the thermostat and goes to check on Mccree while Genji goes to see if his brother is the one running the water to find him sitting on the edge of the tub rubbing his eyes as a hot shower runs. “Anija. Are you alright?” He asks and Hanzo looks up, not noticing the baby in Genji’s arms. “I am fine Genji. Just cold.” He says and Genji sighs. “Maybe if you put the plastic on you could actually warm up in that warm shower.” He says, helping his brother slowly stand. “Why do you have a baby?” He asks as Angela comes in with a plastic sleeve for Hanzo. 

“I found her in Winston’s lab after the accident. She is yours and Mccree’s.” Angela says as the two of them help Hanzo get ready for his shower. “Excuse me?” Hanzo asks, looking like he just heard he won a million dollars. 

“You have a daughter.” Genji says and Hanzo looks at the baby. “C-... can I hold her?” He asks and Genji nods, handing her over to his brother who holds the baby gently and looks into the galaxy of her hair. 

Hanzo sniffs a little and smiles at her. 

“Hello little one. I’m your Otōsan.” He sniffs and wipes away some tears. “She’s uh, she’s deaf.” Angela says and Hanzo feels his heart drop to his stomach. He kisses her forehead and hugs her before handing her back to them for while he showers. 

Genji sighs as they wait for him.

“I feel so bad for him.” Angela sighs. 

“He will persevere. He’s strong and I know he will have whatever support he may need from Mccree.” Genji says confidently. 

Angela nods and looks at the little baby in her boyfriend’s arms.

“Let’s find a place to lay her down. Since they’ll need to buy a crib, a basket with some pillows and blankets should do for a temporary solution, right?” Genji asks as he starts to look around for an empty basket and spare sleeping things in a closet. “Uhm, yeah. For a temporary amount of time. Even if it’s considered child neglect I think as the resident doctor I can overlook it.” She says as she helps him make a basket nice and cozy for the baby before laying her down. 

The baby smiles up at them, innocent and happy.

Part 12 Part 13 Part 14


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4 years ago

IT'S THE CATBUS!!!

My Sister Just Sent Me This Image She Came Across. Is This Milk? That's Some Cute Packaging.

My sister just sent me this image she came across. Is this milk? That's some cute packaging.

edit: Google is telling me this is a Russian milk brand but it's not showing me this exact packaging.

My Sister Just Sent Me This Image She Came Across. Is This Milk? That's Some Cute Packaging.
5 years ago
Kaaru Is Having Quite The Moment.

Kaaru is having quite the moment.

Be gentle with the young girl. She's only 10.


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4 years ago

The Beginning part 9

Kaaru watched the sky turn from night to day and awaited for Jesse to wake up. She was always a night owl. Even as a baby she would lay awake all night, not making a sound as she watched the night that fascinated her. 

“Ms. Mcada?” Jesse asks, waking up.

“Hmm? Yeah kid?” She asks, rubbing her eyes.

“You okay? You’ve been staring out that window for a few hours now.” He says, getting up.

“Yeah I’m-... I’m fine.” She says, not really okay at all.

Jesse nods and gets up and dressed. 

“Where to today?” He asks 

“Next we’re going to make our way to Phoenix. We’re in Sierra Vista. That’s roughly 206 miles. It’ll take about 3 days.” She yawns.

“Cool!” He says, easily impressed.

She chuckles and they get ready to leave.

~storytime~

The next morning the girl walked with the young versions of Mccree and Hanzo, talking about what happened from when they last saw her. She enjoyed the walk until they were called to the lab of a brilliant scientist by the name of Winston, who the girl had a grudge against. 

Winston had begun a long and brutal process of finding a way to get the younger versions back to their time. The girl disapproved of the gorilla but didn’t have any better ideas so she kept her mouth shut.

“It will take a few days but I will get the machine up and running.” Winston says as the girl sulks in the corner. 

“That should work, right kiddo?” Mccree asks the girl, his younger counterpart piecing together they’ll be stuck there a few more days.

“That machine better work. I don’t want to be covered from head to toe in bruises trying to send them back. It’s hard enough getting me and Toby around and he’s a dog. So get it right Peanut breath.” She scowls at Winston.

Winston gulps and nods, getting to work. 

The girl disappears for the rest of the day, leaving the Hanzos and Mccrees to their own devices, Soldier 76 having cancelled Mccree’s next mission.

It isn’t until late the next morning that they find her in the infirmary, her arm getting recast.

“What’d you do kid?” Mccree asks as she gets up to leave. 

“Threw myself off the building.” She says before leaving. 

“That wasn’t very funny.” Mccree says.

“She wasn’t joking.” Angela shakes her head. 

“Shit. What’d she do that for?” He asks and she shrugs. 

The girl went to the mess hall, her dog Toby waddling behind her as she shovels ice cream into her mouth. 

~reality~

“She threw herself off the roof? Why?” Jesse asks.

“She was reminded of something bad in the past. But she’ll be alright.” Kaaru smiles as they continue their journey. 

Part 1 Part 2 Part 3 Part 4 Part 5 Part 6 Part 7 Part 8

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~This is late and not formatted how I’d like but it’s here. I’m having technical difficulties with my phone and it’s pissing me off. However I will just continue writing on my PC for the time being. 

Apologies. I hope this short blurb is enough for now.~


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