How Do You Like Your Beans?

I don't know why but I want to make references to this in Blended with Love

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But first they must catch you 🏳️‍⚧️ Prints

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RULES: Make a new post and spell out your URL with song titles then tag as many people as there are letters in your URL.

Oh deer here we go.

M- Mama Said by Lukas Graham

A- Animals by Maroon 5

S- Special by Simple Creatures

O- Over Do It by Canon ft. Derek Minor

N- Novocaine by Fall Out Boy

G- Gasoline by Halsey

A- Appetite For Destruction by Vo William

Y- You Should See Me In A Crown by Billie Eilish

L- Luck by American Authors

O- On My Own by Ashes Remain

R- Royalty by Conor Maynard

D- Die In A Fire by The Living Tombstone ft. EileMonty and Orko

tags: @moonfang182-magic @saltyandsassy31 @carogdraws @mrmooriecesalty @aviisback @holidayturkeyy @hexyz09 @furryb0nes

You are my BEST FRIEND. If I'm dyin, you dyin wit' me!

The Beginning part 17

In the morning Hanzo finds himself struggling to read the instructions on the box of formula mix, Kaaru on his hip as he squints at the tiny print in the mess hall kitchen. Genji is his saving grace as he groggily walks in and reads the instructions aloud to his brother.

“What are you even doing up this early?” Genji yawns, running his hand through his messy green hair.

“Kaaru-Seishin was fussy so I attempted to try and calm her to no avail so I’m just going down the list to see what’s wrong. Feeding her is next on the list.” He says a little too quietly for a sleep deprived insomniac.

“Kaaru-Seishin? Fire-spirit? You already named her?” Genji chuckles as his brother tries and fails to mix the formula without spilling the powder everywhere.

“Yes. I couldn’t sleep so I busied myself with finding her a name.” He says as he microwaves the bottle and adjusts his child.

“Isn’t Kaaru a boy's name?” Genji snickers.

“Yes it is but she is an odd one so I gave her an odd name to match.” He says as he tries to feed her.

Luckily for Hanzo she takes the bottle and stops fussing.

“Oh thank the dragon gods.” Hanzo sighs in relief as Genji starts to make them breakfast.

“Okay then papa, what’s first on the list of things you need to do now?” He smirks.

“Buy her a proper crib. And more diapers. And basically anything she could ever need.” Hanzo says, making his brother laugh.

“Gonna start her college fund today too?” Genji teases.

“That’s not a bad idea.” Hanzo thinks aloud.

Genji laughs at his brother, making them some waffles.

“I’ll help you pick up supplies for her, okay?” Genji chuckles and Hanzo nods, sitting at the table.

Hanzo lays the little baby on his chest as she drinks from the bottle and she nuzzles into him.

“Looks like she inherited Mccree’s love for your large pecs.” Genji teases, tickling his niece.

“I do not see that as a problem. As long as she is comfortable with me and not afraid of me.” Hanzo says tiredly.

“Why would she be afraid?” Genji asks as the baby giggles.

“Children tend to fear me whenever Jesse takes me out and we come across a few playing in the street. One may wave at Jesse but when they see me next to him they scurry away as if I might hurt them.” Hanzo sighs, playing with a bit of his daughter’s galaxy hair. “I always feared any children we may have adopted would fear me too.”

“Well, She doesn’t fear me. And I look like a cut-up raisin stuffed into the brave little toaster and spray-painted green.” Genji says, making his brother laugh.

“I suppose you’re right.” Hanzo sighs softly and looks at his little girl.

Kaaru cuddles into him and smiles up at him, making Hanzo smile.

“Such a sweetheart.” He smiles at her and rubs her cheek a little with his index. “So tiny.” He sighs as Genji serves him some waffles.

“How’s your toast of a husband?” Genji asks.

“He has yet to wake up.” Hanzo says as he holds his daughter close instead of eating.

Angela comes in and takes the baby from him.

“Go ahead and eat Hanzo. I want to get her measurements.” She says and Hanzo nods, reluctant to leave Kaaru.

Part 12 Part 13 Part 14 Part 15 Part 16

Thanks @blueboobutterfly

My favorite things huh?

1. My cat Salem

2. My 14 pillows on my bed (my nest)

3. @wolfettethenerd

4. My beautiful girlfriend @hmtaniwha

5. Pizza pockets

@wolfettethenerd @dilfosaur @puremchanzo @badhanzo @dragonic-solitary @hanzo-appreciationstation @hmtaniwha @hydra-art-hydra @westerngirl1020 @scaryspookycoin

Pass the happy!🌻🌿 When you receive this, list 5 things that make you happy and send this to 10 of the last people in your notifications!

Awww thank you love!! ♥️💙💞💖

1. Our puppies

2. Music

3. @theofficialyoungavengers

4. Fanfic

5. Supernatural

Gon tag some people

@justmebeingtheweirdmeiam @criminal-cookies @m-l-e-p @princess-of-fangirls @memyselfandmaddox

09.09.2023

03:33

Trial 79 has been acquired from Carrier 74.

Carrier 74 self terminated during the labor process by allowing herself to bleed out. Body was disposed of in nearby town for the local authorities to discover and deal with accordingly like prior 73 carriers.

Carrier 75 will be procured at Trial 79's termination.

Formula is required but Nurse Cassidy was unable to feed the asset. Further attempts will be made when it awakes.

Asset failed initial hearing test in the right ear. Further tests will be necessary.

Asset contains thick, fuzz-like dark brown hair with a streak of white. Plausible signs of the Waardenburg syndrome found in prior trials. The assumption must be made the paternal donor was a carrier of this syndrome. This is unfortunate.

Further testing required to assess the damage this asset has from the donors.

Ferdinand Glassglow Jr. PHD, Head scientist.

The Beginning part 22 FINALE

It took the two men several months to fully recover and adjust to the fact that they no longer be reckless in their day-to-day lives. 

Before it was just the two of them. Now they had a daughter they had to think about.

And their first step was to find a house for her to grow up in. A warm place to call home outside of the military base.

This home turned out to be a little cottage in a nearby town, just far enough that Kaaru could wake up and feel like a normal child with normal gay parents. 

They tried public schools but they never were able to quite fit into the community, other parents calling their family an abomination against the Christian faith only to be shut down by Jesse, the cowboy having been raised on Christianity only to find it just as useless as NFTs. 

Kaaru tried to have a normal life, a normal childhood. But something always seemed to happen. Something always seemed to come up. 

A parent going in the hospital, hearing a voice that wasn’t there, talking to an imaginary friend in her own language until she learned english. 

She concerned her parents, making them pull her from public school until she turned 11 and they were no longer qualified to homeschool her. 

But her troubles never stopped. They had only just begun.

Part 12 Part 13 Part 14 Part 15 Part 16 Part 17 Part 18 Part 19 Part 20 Part 21

I know it's short but it's an end. Until I start the next one! In the meantime, enjoy my fnaf brainrot!

Enemy team: About to snipe ult on their Hanzo

Their Mccree: Right behind them with the barrel of his gun on the back of the enemy's head. "Parry this you fuckin casual."

I know it's not even Halloween but come on, 1, this is cute, and 2, ToDaY's PrOmPt Is OrNaMeNt!

I'm concerned...

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