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Chapter 6! Yaaaaay!

Chapter 7 comes out nest Saturday!

Chapter 2! 

Chapter 3 will come out Monday!

Omg is his chest really that fluffy?!?!

Freddy might've broken Monty's snout with how fast he was moving sDK;erwfkjlre

I will gladly be punched in the face once if not multiple times just to respectfully simp for her.

and they’re right

Inspiring ;-;

I was shocked when I realized this 😳

This is Sake, one of Kaaru's dragons.

The Beginning part 19

Once the room is roughly set up for a baby, Hanzo takes Kaaru and lays her in the crib, the little girl just smiling up at him. He reads the instructions and slowly turns on the vibrating base to the crib, putting Kaaru right to sleep.

Hanzo smiles and sits down to watch her before Genji tugs him.

“Come on. She’ll be asleep awhile and just in case, baby monitors.” Genji says, holding up two blue walkie-talkie looking devices.

Hanzo sighs and takes one before setting up the other and going with Genji out to the lobby to relax.

Kaaru stays asleep for a good while, the crib keeping her comfortable.

After a few hours, Jesse begins to wake up, grunting and tossing and turning in the bed.

His joints were sore and his body ached. It was like he had been laying there for a day and a half.

He sits up slow before yelping from terrible pain in his back. He pants hard and lays back down. He looks at the ceiling and feels his bandages.

“What happened?” He groans, his head spinning and throbbing.

He starts to hear Hanzo’s voice and looks to the baby monitor sitting on the bedside table.

He looks at it confused before forcing himself back up, propping himself up with the pillows before he sees the crib at the end of the bed.

“How long was I out?” He grunts, rubbing his head before Kaaru wakes and begins to cry, making him jump and cover his ears.

He struggles as he gets out of bed to see just what was making that terrible crying sound, only to find a tiny little baby in the crib. He reaches in and touches her softly, making her look at him and start to cry again. But happy tears. Kaaru starts to laugh and hugs his gigantic hand, tears still running down her tiny face.

He looks at her confused before picking her up and gently wiping her tears away. She makes grabby hands at his face and he lifts her up to his face.

“Where’d ya come from sweet princess?” He asks aloud, smiling softly at the tiny baby in his hands.

She smiles back at him and he chuckles softly before struggling his way back into bed. She holds onto his hand before he lays down with her on his chest.

Hanzo’s voice comes from the baby monitor once more and it makes Jesse chuckle.

“Han grabbed the wrong end.” He snickers softly as the little baby on his chest cuddles close. “I wonder where he got ya. Ain’t never known an orphanage ta allow someone ta adopt a baby fresh outta the womb. Maybe he’s got ya from someone who didn’t want their baby. Maybe ta surprise me. But ya look too new fer that. Ya can’t be more than two or three days old. Hospitals don’t let babies that young and this small leave the building. Where did ya come from?” He rambles, as she looks at him without a clue to what he’s saying, her big brown eyes mimicking Hanzo’s dark eyes but having enough warmth for Jesse to see the brown of his own.

He smiles softly at the baby and boops her.

“If I didn’t know better, I’d say ya looked like me and Han,” He says before remembering the violent explosion. He blinks, coming to a realization. “Maybe ya are me and Han’s.” He says quietly to himself.

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Even though only one person reacted to my previous post, here's my FNAF Security Breach ocs.

Yes plural, I couldn't decide on an animal so I made a couple of partners in crime and boyfriends.

Enjoy!

The Beginning part 10

~Last Time~

“She threw herself off the roof? Why?” Jesse asks.

“She was reminded of something bad in the past. But she’ll be alright.” Kaaru smiles as they continue their journey. 

~story time~

The girl sat alone, feeling horrible as her dog leaned on her. 

He whined softly and pat him softly, staring at the empty container of ice cream on the table in front of her. Toby licks the sticky melted ice cream off her hand as she pats his head, hopping onto the table to lick it off her cheeks as well. He even licks at the cast of her broken arm, making her smile softly before a large warm hand is set down on her shoulder.

She looks up in surprise to see the version of Mccree she grew up with smiling at her. 

“Was that ice cream any good at what it’s job?” He asks, sitting down next to her.

“no.” She mumbles, making him smile.

“Ya want some of your favorite feel better cookies?” He asks, putting Toby in his lap.

“The banana nut chocolate ones?” She asks, a little hopeful.

He nods and smiles. 

“Let’s get bakin.” He says and stands up, going into the kitchen. 

The girl follows sluggishly and sits on the counter like a toddler as she watches her dad bake her favorite cookies, Toby in her lap as she feels tired from straining herself.

“What happened ta yer arm?” He asks her as he bakes, not letting any sort of tone enter his voice.

“What happened to your face?” She retorts jokingly. “Ya used to be every fangirl’s living wet dream. Now ya look like everyone gay grandpa.” She adds, making him laugh. 

“Well, accordin ta your Otōsan, this gay grandpa looks as good as any other time in mah life.” He says proudly. 

“Then according to my depressing existence I fell and broke my arm before it was done healing from the first break.” She says and he looks at her. 

“Who said ya were depressin?” He asks and she waves it away. “Kaaru, what happened? Ya know you can talk to me.”

She mumbles and he steps closer.

“Kid, I can’t hear ya when ya mumble.” He says, trying to be gentle. 

“No one said I was depressing. I said I was and then tried to jump off a building.” She sighs. 

“Ya aren’t no one sweetheart. You’re my little girl. Ya kick names and take ass. You’re my legacy.” He says, sitting on the counter next to her. 

She sighs and leans on his shoulder until the cookies are done. 

“I’m so tired Papa.” She sniffs as he puts the cookies on the cooling rack. 

“Then once these are cooled, we’ll go and rest. How’s that sound?” He says and she nods. 

“Wait, we can’t go to my room, Otōsan is there.” She says, making him laugh. 

“We’ll use one of the spare rooms by the offices.” He says and she nods.

They get to an empty room and snack on cookies late into the night. 

~reality~

“Aww, that’s sweet.” Jesse says, making Kaaru laugh. 

“Yeah, it was. It’s my favorite part personally.” She says

“I wish all stories ended like that.” He huffs.

“That isn’t the end. Not yet kid. But, we’re close.” Kaaru chuckles.

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For the Currently Still Baby-But-Prolly-Not-For-Long Child~~ What's the likelihood of you being up for participating in a reenactment of the movie Boss Baby should the Anon's ever decide to baby-fy you again(for shits and giggles no doubt)? XD