Mother Stevie

IDC IF ITS A STRAP!!! I SAID NUT IN ME.

IDC IF ITS A STRAP!!! I SAID NUT IN ME.

IDC IF ITS A STRAP!!! I SAID NUT IN ME.

IDC IF ITS A STRAP!!! I SAID NUT IN ME.

IDC IF ITS A STRAP!!! I SAID NUT IN ME.

Austin Butler singing "In The Ghetto"

Credit to Baz Luhrmann on Instagram

"ugh, i need him so bad," we all say in unison as the camera pans to reveal a 40+ yo man.

i like nerds when they get dumb and blinded by horniness

He’s so freaking hotttttt omfg!!!!!

he’s so hot!!!!!! the beard the glasses the shirt the ARMS!!!!!! gimme him NOW!!!!!!! hugh please just one chance i beg!!!!!! im young but PLEASE!!!!!!

Brace yourself for the voice shift into John because I didn't and now I am on another plain of existence.

Live laugh love elvis

Guys… he finally did it! He gave us the jungle room scene! Respectfully thank you Baz! Finally giving us what we need! And the way Austin is looking is… I-I’m speechless!

This is Money Snake. She only appears every 312 years. 

If you reblog her picture within the next twenty-five seconds you will have good luck and fortune for the rest of your life. 

Soap is the type of smart where he knows every different chemical off the periodic table and how to use them to make whatever the fuck Price is pointing at blow up.

He is also the type of dumb that pisses while the toilet is still covered in bleach and accidentally gasses himself out of the bathroom.

Ahhh hes so cute

I don't know what to write here, but listen to him🥺