Walburga Black: You are not good enough for my son, and I don't want you around him. End. Of. Story.
James: *at the door with a guitar* so why don't you give me one more-
*door is slammed in his face*
James: I don’t know what I’d do without you. You’re my centre of gravity, without you, everything would float away and life would be nothing. I just don’t know how to explain how much I love you, my love for you is what I am now, I am nothing if not complete adoration for everything you do.
Sirius: I love you too prongs, you’ll never really know how much, but I do love you, so so much
*emotional loving embrace*
Regulus standing in the corner: what the fuck did I just witness
Remus: get used to it bud
jon "i dont need a psychiatrist" sims
Pin-Eye au by @americanoddysey ! Read here!
Yes. Just yes
We like to think Lucy was going to be the perfect ideal accepting cute mom we want for Simon, and that she would open her arms selflessly to his boy's boyfriend and bless their union. And she is, she totally would. But I bet she would be a little shit about it, and she would DUEL Baz on a football match to prove his worth of Simon's hand. She would ruthlessly take down this kid who claims to be her son's true love. "Let's see, Basilton Pitch, if you are good enough for my son. Break me in a football match, no magic, and then you can attempt to propose to him. Salisbury's don't play games boy, we win them!" Simon would shout in embarrassment 'mooooommmm' and Baz would be compelled by Old Family blood manners to accomplish, only to be ugly beaten by his mother-in-law. Like, very ugly beaten down in the football pitch. (Of course she just does it for the fun and bless their union anyway, and she would bond with Baz over sports, team sports, cars and old magic. She would never shut up about how Baz is not 'strong enough for her son' but she does it jokingly and Baz just rolls his eyes in fondness. Simon never stops yelling 'moooommmm' everytime Lucy brings it xD )
Regulus Did I beat you at your own game? Black
And
Sirius Typical of me to put us all to shame Black
*james walking into the lounge to the walls covered in sticky notes and string and Regulus running around like a madman*
James: Love, it’s 3 am, what are you doing?
Regulus: I need to find out if Lizzie Borden killed her fucking parents or not, James. It’s really important
James: Come on honey, we can work that out together tomorrow, just come with me to bed.
Finished colouring + fem remsu
the archivist
Canon idc
*at the shadowhunter academy*
Christopher: People say I have a unique way of lighting up a room.
Ragnor, from his office: WHO THE F*CK SET MY ROOM ON FIRE???
I just wanted to say that my page is a Drarry hate area. Drarry? Horrible. Draco? Disgusting. Dumbledore? Hell no. Snape? Yuck.
(Jsyk, I honestly don’t care if you do or don’t like these characters and this ship, like everyone has their own opinions, but I’m always up for a fun little debate :) )
Sirius: *waking up* Wait so guys I just had the strangest dream
Remus: nope, I’m not listening to this
Peter: *already gone*
Regulus: Not this early
James: I’m listening babe 😍
Sirius: *idk, telling the strangest dream you will ever hear*
Regulus to Remus: are you sure they’re not dating
Remus: they better not be, since I’m shagging one of them and you’re shagging the other
Silence
Sirius: james…
James: *literally running for his life*
Regulus to Remus again: oh delightful