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Danny Phantom Fancomic coming next week!
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This is a fan interpretation of the very first timeline of the Ultimate Enemy, lots of guessing and headcanons to fill in the gaps. Based on the short comics I made a few years ago.
First update will be Monday, April 27th 2020. :D Two updates a week, Monday and Friday.
Synopsis: After Danny loses everyone he loves, he is determined to seek out a ghost named Clockwork to reverse his fate.
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Ok tumblr today I am going to ramble about something. It was discussed in the obikin discord i thinkkk probably about a year ago now? But:
Obligate cannibal stewjoni.
I figure thats not everyone’s jam, so more about biological logistics and how that applies to our good friend Obi-wan below the cut vv
So I know the biology surrounding an obligate cannibal would have to be kind of funky but basically in my mind the prion diseases that would kill irl humans provides a necessary nutrient in stewjoni lifeforms. Perhaps two or more separate humanoid species are the only living things left on the planet after its other meat sources have been hunted to extinction, leaving only the humanoid species left. Maybe a herbivore group vs a group of obligate carnivores? Or maybe it’s just one carnivorous group that utilizes slavery/human husbandry/ human sacrifice? Regardless, it causes them to evolve over time into obligate cannibals. Or something. I offer you an obi-wan with pointed, ripping teeth and (optionally) nails that grow in naturally sharp.
I figure the temple provides Obi-wan with synthetic meat or supplement pills or something that has the added nutrients needed for a stewjoni initiate, so he never actually feels the craving for humanoid flesh until he gets put in a situation where those rations are not readily available to him. I also figure they probably give him special classes on his own biology so he knows how important it actually is to keep those rations/supplements on him at all times, but. You know. Shit just happens to Obi-wan LOL.
Qui-gon discovering a young Obi-wan on Melida-Daan wide eyed and drenched in blood, having gone without his supplements for too long for the first time and deciding that no, he will NOT in fact train this feral animal (he does infact begrudgingly train this feral animal). Qui-gon is wary of this boy, treats him like a dangerous animal that needs to be controlled, and in response, ever grateful for the chance to probe that he is not too wild to be domesticated, his padawan becomes just that. Obi-wan is the perfect jedi, you would scarcely know of his origin planet if not for those teeth (he files his nails down and smiles with his mouth closed. Nothing to be done for speaking, unfortunately.)
There is a significantly more upsetting, dead-dove rabbithole that could be followed regarding one Anakin Skywalker’s missing hand and a master that is Not Normal about his padawan, how something about the boy just makes his teeth itch for the hot, steady gush of fresh blood, but I digress. Im always down to talk about weird starwarse biology and even moreso about obligate cannibal obiwan, but I think I will leave this here for now… :3
I’m gonna just throw this out before it happens:
Even if Sabine somehow “unlocks” the force through hard work, the Jedi were STILL RIGHT to only recruit force sensitive children.
There has only been one episode of Sabine learning to be a jedi so far. Look at how terrible of a time she’s having. She’s making zero progress, and we know she spent a long time with Ahsoka before quitting because she was making no process.
Why is she putting herself through all this grief with no reward? No idea. That’s another post.
But the point is Ahsoka isn’t even teaching Sabine what younglings were usually taught. She’s not trying to get Sabine to deflect blaster shots (bc she’d never be able to) and she’s not trying to teach Sabine how to move things with her mind (bc she’d never be able to). It’s just lightsaber lessons. Something Kanan taught Sabine already just as a Mandalorian wielding the dark saber. Sabine would be doing so much worse if she was in a normal youngling group.
Sabine has only gotten this far because she is a natural warrior. And she still already quit once. Ahsoka’s really not helping at all. She’s just telling Sabine to “feel it”
And sure! The other jedi masters did that. But they did that knowing that their students actually had a natural ability to feel the force!! Their students knew what they were trying to feel.
For someone who went through the public school system with dyslexia I honestly felt so frustrated and bad for Sabine last episode. Ahsoka and Huyang are telling her to do things she just has no ability to do. At least Huyang is being honest with her about why.
There is nothing more frustrating when you’re struggling and someone tells you to just. Do it better. Huyang and Ahsoka are not giving her any real instruction. Bc there is no instruction. There is no shortcut like there was with reading.
But unlike me and reading, Sabine does not have to be a jedi. She does not have to learn how to use the force. So why is Ahsoka putting her through this? Why is she putting herself through this?
Imagine if the Jedi order did that with little kids? Kids who may not have the option to quit like Sabine did? That would so so terrible for them. It’s already terrible for Sabine. How long did Sabine try the first time around? How terrible did it get, not making any improvement for so long, before she quit the first time? She doesn’t have to be a jedi. If you’re not force sensitive there’s no reason to force it. (Hehe, get it? Force it?)
If Ahsoka wanted a padawan she should have found someone force sensitive and trained them. Honestly this whole thing feels like a cruel joke on Sabine: someone who works hard and is naturally talented at many other things.
A swap au you say?
mhm... something like that :)
Fanfics:
Ciryc by morwen_of_gondor - ciryc: cold You never leave a brother behind. Or a sergeant, either. Delta Squad go back for theirs, orders be hanged.
Claustrophobia by Tirana Sorki (CourtesyTrefflin) - After nearly being crushed to death in the trash disposal on the Death Star, Luke has never liked enclosed spaces very much. And he has a particular aversion to enclosed, wet places. When he crash-lands on a small, remote planet, he’ll have to face that fear… and Darth Vader.
Darth Vader’s guide to kidnapping your very own son from your very own minions by Rosina (RosinaTheWriter) - When Luke is captured by Imperials, life doesn’t look too good for him. That is until Dad Vader shows up to take him home.
Echoes of a Future Lost by Tirana Sorki (CourtesyTrefflin) - An injury during their duel on Mustafar leaves Anakin and Obi-Wan memoryless. They have no idea how they ended up there, much less what is happening. All they can do is make the best of their situation and try to piece together the future that they lived and lost.
Eparov Takisit by morwen_of_gondor - eparov takisit: apology, lit. eating of an insult Kal and Darman grapple with the fallout of Darman’s loss of temper after he finds out about his son.
halt by the headstone by uncorrectgrammar - Obi-Wan hadn’t known it, but somehow he had risen from his deadened haze. Anakin had reached for Obi-Wan’s hand as though he was meant for it, as though it belonged to him, and it had been like greeting the sun itself. And then Anakin died. In a universe where Anakin faked his death instead of Obi-Wan, a long overdue conversation unfolds when they find themselves injured and stranded after the Hardeen mission.
Hide Until You’re Found by InsertSthMeaningful - Darth Vader and Luke Skywalker spend the months after the Battle of Endor mopping up after Imperial remnants together. They’re a team, and all goes well for them - until it doesn’t. As Vader is gravely injured (yet again), he has to face his expectations for the future.
I’d do it again by Twinkle_Starlight - Things change at the first battle on Geonosis as Jango rescues his son from a charging horned beast, at a great cost to himself
If we have each other, then we’ll both be fine by KitKatOfMidgard - Din and Grogu have been reunited, and Din reflects on the past.
Kintsukuroi by Wishfulthinking1979 - Luke Skywalker is captured and interrogated by a small Imperial outpost. In his desperation, he screams into the Force. And the Force delivers. In fact, it delivers more than one rescuer and events unfold in unexpected ways.
Mirror by MnM_ov_doom - Luke had seen that familiar face before, he just didn’t know where.
Multiples - Vaderkin in ROTS by Rivana Rita (CourtesyTrefflin) - The mission to rescue the Chancellor becomes complicated when, out of nowhere, four more versions of Anakin randomly appear on the Invisible Hand. Except two of them are Sith cyborgs. Obi-Wan can already feel the headache coming on. One Anakin is hard enough. But five? Who all want his attention? Who all consider him their father? It’s almost a nightmare come true. Or is it?
parallel lines by lore_reyen - When history seems to repeat itself, we learn things about ourselves and the ones we love. (After the battle on Geonosis, Anakin discovers the similarities between himself and his Master that he never saw before.)
Remembrances by Tirana Sorki and Rivana Rita (CourtesyTrefflin) - When Anakin Skywalker wakes up on a strange planet with no memory of his name or past or how he got there, he wants answers. Unfortunately, or not, the only ones who can provide insight are people who claim to be Jedi. Sent on a mission to destroy the Sith, Anakin quickly realizes that all is not as it seems, and he’s missing key information behind the truth of his amnesia.
Touch Starved by Amina Gila (CourtesyTrefflin) - They are two halves of a whole, two stars inexorably pulled together by gravity, forever rotating one another, forever caught up in each other’s orbit. They are Anakin and Obi-Wan. They are Darth Vader and Ben Kenobi. It doesn’t matter. Names mean nothing. Not for them. They should be enemies. They are a Jedi Master and a Sith Lord. And yet… nothing can truly keep them apart. NOT VADERWAN!
Fanart:
All You Need is Uj Cake by Divilus-Corner (ReadingBlueWolf) - Kal’s sick and the Nulls just try to make it better.
Cosmic Nap by sorayume - Fanart of Din and Grogu cuddling :3
In your darkest times, I’ll stay by your side by IceyGemini
Crack AU where Anakin can all of a sudden hear the background music that we all hear. Those pleasant chats with Palpy become a lot more ominous. Though Anakin admits that the fights have become a lot more epic. Thoughts?
Hahahahaha. Love it!
And okay, my first though was “and the galaxy was saved because even Anakin Skywalker would struggle to keep trusting Palpatine with that music playing in the background”
Anakin think he’s gone COMPLETELY insane (maybe he’s finally been electrocuted too many times and its fried his brain). He doesn’t tell anyone though because he can still fight just fine just… everything is a lot more musical. He doesn’t want to be thought crazy and taken off the front lines.
Once he figures out what the various musical cues mean he actually finds them useful in figuring out how dangerous a situation is. Also battles are so much cooler now and boring landscapes are slightly less boring because at least now they have mood music. Yep, he can live with this.
(Although he is always confused why the ominousness that is The Imperial March starts playing at some of his decisions)
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Why am I even doing this???
It's time to read more star wars crack fics.
Because if I read one more cannon compliant fanfiction, I'm going to cry myself to sleep.