Marigoldsthings - Marigold

I am not a straight people.

Reblog if you are also not a straight people.

English added by me :)

Full image, baby soldiers having a snooze. For the friends who don't use X ^^

you knock on my door and hear loud barking and scrambling noises and me yelling "no!! down boy!! down!!!" and then when i open the door there is a single crab on the floor

Both were filled at the same time with the same water, only one had oysters.

sick post i just found online. sorry i couldnt find the source

The defeated and bloodied king was chained to kneel in front of his enemy and he says weakly: "Is my wife still alive?" His enemy nodded. "You fools," he said smirking, and the king starts laughing as the sounds of explosions getting closer shake the room.

every iteration of this meme makes me cackle

imagination (1963) - harold ordway rugg

"chekhovs cat / schrödingers razor / occams gun"

just so you know, you have some followers who enjoy/write fanfiction. not saying their urls rn bc i don’t wanna air out dirty laundry in public but if you want them so you can block and report, just say the word and i’ll dm you a list