Fake Happiness Is The Worst Kind Of Sadness.

Who broke it?

*Eisuke's coffee maker is broken*

Eisuke: Who broke it? I'm not mad. I just wanna know.

Everyone: ...

MC: I did it. I broke it—

Eisuke: No. No, you didn't. Mamoru?

Mamoru: Well, don't look at me. Look at Soryu.

Soryu: What?! I didn't break it.

Mamoru: Huh. That's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?

Soryu: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken!

Mamoru: Suspicious...

Soryu: No, it's not!

Baba: If it matters, probably not, but Ota was the last one who used it—

Ota: Baba! I don't even drink that crap!

Baba: Oh, really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?

Ota: I use the wooden stirrers to put back my cuticles! Everyone knows that, Baba!

MC: Okay, okay. Let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Eisuke.

Eisuke: No! Who broke it?

Soryu: (quietly) Eisuke, Hishikura's been awfully quiet...

Shuichi: Really?!

Soryu: Yeah, really!

*pandemonium ensues*

Eisuke: I broke it. It burned my hand, so I punched it. I predict ten minutes from now, they'll be at each other's throats with war paint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.

You goddamned, beautiful liar.

I don’t know how to draw an ocean background. Hopefully it turns out well ; _;

My haul from ECCC! Spent way too much money (again) but had going as a group for a change

Haha...

Thought I’d resurrect a familiar meme.

Hi, I’m hosting a raffle on twitter, tumblr, and for my store customers!! The prize is an ink drawing commission of anyone you’d like.

I also added a bunch of new charm designs for preorder on my store! Thanks for looking! T__T https://batensan.bigcartel.com

Preorders and the raffle end January 6th!

Nish Kumar, NZ International Comedy Gala 2016

I want more stories that explore the angst potential of unrequited platonic love.

Like:

‘You’ve always been like a brother to me but I’ve realised you only come to me when you want something’

‘My surrogate parental figure just sees me as another student/employee/lackey’

‘I raised you like my own child but you don’t even remember who I am’

And of course, the classic ‘You’re my best (and only) friend but I know I’m only one of yours’.

The reason why introvert people were careful around strangers, even friends.

But what if I like awkward conversations?