My Biology Teacher Ate Tbh

Favorite character from Transformers Prime?

Easy. Look. He has no face. He has no character development. He says four words in the entire show. Isn't he cute~

Not forcing!!

(Image by ♡ Apollo ♡ on Pinterest)

I did just Germans say 'v' instead of 'w' so it just sounded very much like german to me when I read it out loud, it's not like I don't know wum lol

WHIIINE WHINE WHINE ROARF ROARF ROARF ROARF WHINE WHINE WHIIIINEEEE

AAWWRROOO HELLO FELLOW CANINE :333

WRAFF WRAFF WROROGOOGOGGOGO WRATATAGWGWGQGQGGQ WRAAAAGGHNNNRRRR

Antique safe made in France around ~1780 / 1810. With three keys and a combination of ordered switches

So I have never had a hard time that I was allergic, because it just was making my skin very itchy and stingy and painful, but GOD FORBID I actually know WHAT I'm allergic to 🙄

One absolutely hilarious part of human existence is the repeated incidents of spicy bananas. People who have lived their entire lives up to this point just assuming that a specific fruit or vegetable is supposed to taste bitter, tangy, or spicy, having no fucking idea that all this time, they've been allergic to this plant. Because how would they have known? You learn what things taste like by tasting them, nobody's going to tell you that bananas are supposed to be one of the mildest flavours out there. And people already eat so many things that taste hot, bitter, tangy and tart! Because they like how that kind of thing tastes like!

You can just happily much on a plant, thinking "ah, this angry plant tastes sharp because it hates me. Much like all the other sharp angry plants that people eat because they like the sharp", and it wouldn't cross their mind to think that the plant just hates you, specifically.

And there's also some blood if you wanna have options

Kinda fucked up and nasty how vampires drink blood, imo. Like. Pepsi costs a dollar seventy five

YESSSSS

you ever find yourself in the mix of a group of humans and look around like this. yeah