Ah Want Moreeehhhh

*sympathetic sigh* same

to whom it may concern,

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So that’s basically how it went down

HAPPY NEW YEAR, CRITTERS!!

You SURVIVED!!!

IT ISSSSSS

YESSSS YESSSS OMFG ME TOO✨😭

any other Therians that get a weird sense of envy when you see things like this?

So I have never had a hard time that I was allergic, because it just was making my skin very itchy and stingy and painful, but GOD FORBID I actually know WHAT I'm allergic to 🙄

One absolutely hilarious part of human existence is the repeated incidents of spicy bananas. People who have lived their entire lives up to this point just assuming that a specific fruit or vegetable is supposed to taste bitter, tangy, or spicy, having no fucking idea that all this time, they've been allergic to this plant. Because how would they have known? You learn what things taste like by tasting them, nobody's going to tell you that bananas are supposed to be one of the mildest flavours out there. And people already eat so many things that taste hot, bitter, tangy and tart! Because they like how that kind of thing tastes like!

You can just happily much on a plant, thinking "ah, this angry plant tastes sharp because it hates me. Much like all the other sharp angry plants that people eat because they like the sharp", and it wouldn't cross their mind to think that the plant just hates you, specifically.

SMTH that I thought was rlly funny so I'm posting it here:

Me, the End of the math class: oh look a grape *points on something that looks like a squashed grape on the ground*

My brother: ...

My brother: sadge *takes a pic* blueberry

Me: I thought it was a grape?

My brother: *leans and looks at it really closely* looks like a blueberry

My brother: it could be a grape tho

@dimp404

Here you are!

I am very happy to see that you apreciate it 💚

I'M doing MY 8usiness in YOUR yard.

Aah, ok. Good luck with my tibetan shepherd lol try to not die lmao

AAAAAÆÆÅÅÃÀAAAA *Incoherent screeching* IT'S MEEEE <33333

A very shy maned wolf stopping for a visit at a monastery in Brazil for a bite to eat provided by monks. Because of their super long legs, they walk more like giraffes than typical canines. Maned wolves pose no threat to humans. 

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