HAPPY PRIDE!!! β€οΈπ§‘ππππ
happy Thursday the 20th
weβre gonna be ok btw
musk is going to die in a Tesla explosion in 6 months after sticking his nose where it doesn't belong and we will never get a conclusive answer on whether it was a CIA car bomb or just a normal Tesla malfunction
other parents: how did you do that?
Me:do what?
Other parents: your teenager is eating a salad..
Me:i never forced him eat, now he will pretty much eat anythingβ¦except chicken casserole which we both agree is gross
Other parents:we donβt get it.
Me: our only rules are bed at eleven on a school night and donβt hack any important government agencies.
Other parents: you donβt restrict screen time?
Me: you know 95% of kids will self regulate, given the chance?
Other parents: thats not true
Me: have you tried it?
other parents:β¦but, now heβs reading 1984
Me: he has had a university reading level since he was 12, what am i going to do censor his reading material?
other Parents: what if he reads something you donβt approve of..
Me: i fail to see your reasoningβ¦
Me: you know he cooks too..itβs our mother/son time, we talk about his friendsβ¦
other Parents: he talks??
COMMENT ON OLD FICS, I BEG YOU!
I swear to god after like a week people will still be reading but nobody leaves comments anymore and I just want to make it absolutely clear that I would be excited and elated to get a comment on these fics one hundred years after I post them.
A FIC IS NEVER TOO OLD TO LEAVE A NICE COMMENT ON. GO FORTH AND COMMENT!
Reblogging this as an aroace
not even aroace but the new jaiden animations vid almost got me crying ngl