Ok Guys. Seriously. Whoever Had The Dark Lord Sauron's Ring Is Being A Serious A-hole. That's His Ring
Ok guys. Seriously. Whoever had the Dark Lord Sauron's ring is being a serious a-hole. That's his ring dude. It's just a little thing. Come on. Give it back. Or mail it to 1 Barad dur, Mordor.
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Shoutout to my dad who accidentally moved into an up and coming black lgbt neighborhood and was very disappointed to learn that all of his “new friends” weren’t actually interested in how to use iNaturalist or where he saw coyotes on his walks 😔🙏🏻
Taxes are so confusing and stupid. Like i have to pay Taxes??? To the government? Why? To the state???? Why??? Oh, they're giving me money. Oh oh ok ok......
WHY???????
An evil villain cobra! He’s dastardly, he’s dispicable, he’s deadly…. But he just wants to be hugged! 😭🐍❤️❤️❤️
Bart to the Future The Simpsons S11 E17 Air Date: March 19, 2000
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throwback to that time in my existentialism class where the professor asked ‘who thinks hell is other people’ and half the class slowly and meekly put their hand up
then the prof was like ‘…i mean who originally said it’
“be honest: if you were snape and one of the lynchpins of your existence kept putting himself in danger left and right, wouldn’t you be uh…. fucking annoyed with him.” - inspired by this post
But no minors. He has strict rules apparently. :/ you were warned .
Streaming resident evil 8
this kingdom is going to shit man
