AU Where Penelope Starts To Lose It And Also Kills The Suitors Not Realizing Her Husband Is Doing The

AU where Penelope starts to lose it and also kills the suitors not realizing her husband is doing the same thing. So there’s two separate murder sprees going on at the same time.

Naked

Covered in blood

Holding a sword

Then suddenly across the dark hallway…

My wife

Also naked

Also covered in blood

Also holding a sword

We proceeded to make out under the olive tree

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1 month ago

Hi, I'm generally new to this blog, but I needed a warmup to start writing an essay for school and this Au inspired me! Hope it's okay I wrote a snippet for Jonathan's first awakening.

(this is me rn ⬇️)

Hi, I'm Generally New To This Blog, But I Needed A Warmup To Start Writing An Essay For School And This
Hi, I'm Generally New To This Blog, But I Needed A Warmup To Start Writing An Essay For School And This

Jonathan couldn't feel, not really. He hadn't felt in ages, except for the occasional sharp pain over his birthmark. Not enough to tell he was alive, truly, but definitely enough to say he at least wasn't dead. He didn't know what he'd done to deserve this. Maybe Father was right, maybe he wasn't good enough, wasn't perfect enough to protect even himself, much less Erina, or Speedwagon, or anybody he loves-

And for the first time in ages, Jonathan feels.

It begins with a sharp pain in his temple. Far away enough to be written off as his mind finally beginning to betray him, but also there enough to be cause for questioning. Then it's the pain in his abdomen. His shoulder, his leg, his heart. Someone, somewhere is hurting, and it makes Jonathan feel.

It's been a very long time since Jonathan had felt anything, so it takes him a long moment to recognize the feeling. Sadness? Melancholy? Frustration? Anger?

Fury.

Someone is hurting something of his like Jonathan was once hurt. And he had sworn to not let it happen to anyone else.

And, suddenly, Jonathan felt everything.

Jonathan felt bone cracking under his fists, the confused screams of the assaulters, his own throat and hands burning with the strength of his breaths, his life, his Hamon, and his screams. This thing, this boy, Jonathan learned when he looked back at what exactly he'd been protecting, was his, and he didn't like for things of his to be hurt.

Jonathan knelt next to the boy, and was met with a frightened flinch and scramble back. That was understandable, Jonathan must've been incorporeal at best, and a veritable sight at worst. Then Jonathan looked down at his hands to survey the damage.

Purple fingers. Black gloves. Golden knuckles. No blood. Jonathan didn't recognize the body that must've been his. He looked back at the boy who was staring at him like he had murdered an entire city. Jonathan reached out, trying, desperately, to reassure the boy that it was alright.

"Or-"

And Jonathan was thrown back to the unfeeling.

Hi, I'm Generally New To This Blog, But I Needed A Warmup To Start Writing An Essay For School And This

(Just gonna @ you here too in case Tumblr pulls some bull like its done to me before-)

@starry-blue-echoes

This theory has been rotting my brain as of recently ✨so✨

AU where Jonathan is Star Platinum

Jonathan has no idea what’s going on.

He’s pretty sure he died but now he’s floating and glowing which definitely isn’t normal and also there’s this teenager in black who’s being cornered by four guys who are armed so guess he better deal with that- Oh. Oh, he’s a lot stronger than before. Huh.

Oh bother now the boy thinks he’s an evil spirit haunting him, which is a tad rude since sure he might be a spirit but he’s not evil- Oh, now he’s locking himself in a jail cell.

So yeah, Jonathan has A Time in this new day and age


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5 months ago
It's Gay Rights Gengar Friday

It's Gay Rights Gengar Friday

8 months ago

Cyclops seems like a good name for Scott, on the surface.

He tends to his flock of people in his care, lashes out against outsiders who threaten them, and that whole one-eye thing with his uniform. And yet, if you read the Odyssey- the story which features a cyclops the most- the cyclops is injured. He loses control of his greatest strength and would require great help to even grasp at that again. And when he cries out to the other cyclopes who scorn him, he is shunned for being injured and tricked, and is left to fend for himself. Even with only the eye being struck, there would’ve likely been at least a little bit of brain damage. And after the plane crash, Scott was basically left blind, burdened with having to cover his eyes so his mutation wouldn’t hurt others as migraines ravaged his senses. And he lost his brother as well, not for scorn, but simply because he was undesirable to potential adoptees. And here Xavier comes along, injured like Scott. He promises Scott a home and a way to improve- which, to his credit, he did. And in exchange, he made Scott a child soldier, his prototype, his test. A test to see whether or not he could take these children and make them into war. And Scott, poor, injured, love-starved Scott, went along with it because Xavier showed him the smallest bit of consideration. He believed that Xavier truly wanted the best for him and to help, and in return he was made into a soldier and named something that reminded him of the very accident that started him on this trail.

He is close to Jean because she can enter his mind and understand, and he is close to Logan because he has been through the same.


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6 months ago

im laughing so hard because no matter what song you listen to 

image

spiderman dances to the beat

no matter what song ive been testing it and lauing my ass off for an hour

6 months ago

but it only works if 4 people are having sex lol

But It Only Works If 4 People Are Having Sex Lol
6 months ago
This Week: Form Follows Function! You Can Tell A Lot About A Bird By Its Wings.

This week: Form follows function! You can tell a lot about a bird by its wings.

4 months ago

I FOUND IT GUYS I SPENT HALF AN HOUR LOOKING FOR THIS VIDEO AND ITS HERE

6 months ago
*doom Music Starts To Play* I Actually Kindof Like Scheduling These Kinds Of Appointments Now...
*doom Music Starts To Play* I Actually Kindof Like Scheduling These Kinds Of Appointments Now...
*doom Music Starts To Play* I Actually Kindof Like Scheduling These Kinds Of Appointments Now...
*doom Music Starts To Play* I Actually Kindof Like Scheduling These Kinds Of Appointments Now...
*doom Music Starts To Play* I Actually Kindof Like Scheduling These Kinds Of Appointments Now...
*doom Music Starts To Play* I Actually Kindof Like Scheduling These Kinds Of Appointments Now...
*doom Music Starts To Play* I Actually Kindof Like Scheduling These Kinds Of Appointments Now...
*doom Music Starts To Play* I Actually Kindof Like Scheduling These Kinds Of Appointments Now...
*doom Music Starts To Play* I Actually Kindof Like Scheduling These Kinds Of Appointments Now...
*doom Music Starts To Play* I Actually Kindof Like Scheduling These Kinds Of Appointments Now...
*doom Music Starts To Play* I Actually Kindof Like Scheduling These Kinds Of Appointments Now...
*doom Music Starts To Play* I Actually Kindof Like Scheduling These Kinds Of Appointments Now...
*doom Music Starts To Play* I Actually Kindof Like Scheduling These Kinds Of Appointments Now...

*doom music starts to play* I actually kindof like scheduling these kinds of appointments now...

but seriously Fellas, don't forget to schedule a pap smear every couple of years just in case. If you still have a cervix you can still get cervical cancer. ilu

this has been a psa

4 months ago

Mary and Son

Mary And Son

I really liked Mouthwashing’s whole story arc between Anya and Curly with the whole [redacted] debacle, so I decided to take a piece from my childhood religion and doodle a little thing with them!

Reference under the cut!

Mary And Son

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