A modern One Piece Au but Luffy has ehlers danlos syndrome.
He loves to get in fights despite it always ending up with him needing half a pill bottle of Tylenol, five servings of meat, a 4 hour nap, and a joint pushed back in place by Chopper.
Every gang knows him as that ‘stretchy, rubber guy’ because Luffy will purposely stretch his skin out to scare people even though it bruises later.
All of his finishing fighting moves leave him with a dislocated shoulder that Zoro knows how to put back in place after Luffy walked him through it one time with the worst instructions ever.
“Just push it back, quick! I can’t move my arm, c’mon!”
"you can't ship those characters they tried to kill each other!" sounds like someone can't appreciate the inherent eroticism of violence 🙄
Having pots is crazy bc I’ll be sitting in the ER with a bpm of 160, just chilling, occasionally slumping over and losing control of motor skills but then going right back to joking—
MEANWHILE the nurses look at me like
Listen, I love seeing soft, yearning, bakudeku.
BUT…..
Guys, they are not gonna be that gentle with each other all the time, they’ve been friends(?) since childhood, Midoryia isn’t afraid to talk back to Bakugo, the two bicker like an old married couple.
Enough of the wholesome cuddling in bed asleep art where everything is perfect— those two would FIGHT for the blankets, limbs are thrown everywhere, Midoryia squirms so much trying to get to sleep bc he can’t turn his brain off, which in turn keeps Bakugo awake. If they try cuddling, Bakugo gets too warm and sweaty, Midoryia steals all the sheets and they always wake up tangled and discombobulated.
I also love the idea of Midoryia realizing bakugo has a deviated septum because the guy snores like a fog horn. This then leads to Bakugo finding out that it’s actually not normal to stop being able to breathe when eating or drinking (does not take this well)
I want to see more petty arguments, arguing over produce prices in the grocery store, Bakugo sending Midoryia to the grocery store with a specific list and pictures or else he gets overwhelmed with all the options in front of him (and bakugo is picky)
I wanna see how big their All Might memorabilia collection would look like when they move in and the arguments that would ensue when it came to organizing it all.
(Midoryia wanted chronological order while Bakugo thought they should do coolest to still cool but not as cool order)
All this to say, they’re friends first before anything else. They know too much about the other, they’ve memorized the others quirks and faults, knowing the others mood just by how they pour their coffee in the morning. They’re too strong willed, stubborn characters that would squabble over silly things but be gentle and understanding when life gets serious.
Timeskip Togachako because I needed to put them TOGETHER 🩸🪐
MARRIAGE!!!!!
Heavy In Your Arms
I can't stop with the zolu sacrilegious imagery.
I listened to Florence + The Machine the entire time making this, hence the title.

I’m simple, I listen to a song about non-sexual intimacy and I think of zolu yearnings
This is my contribution to society
I hate being the token gay, because my existence is always one that’s celebrated through homophobia.
“You don’t look gay”
“You’re not like other gay people I’ve met”
“You seem normal”
First off, I dress like an ai rendering of a twink and a butch lesbian mashed together, bound with non-binaryness, BC I AM.
And I’m not your starter gay, your token gay, your “cool” gay, I’m just fucking gay.
I’m a lesbian, the big homo, shirtless men make me sad, I frequently yearn over women, I describe my gender as lesbian or just N/A.
Just because YOU🫵, a clueless cishet, couldn’t clock me despite the mullet, baggy clothes and excessive amount of necklaces, (I don’t mean to stereotype but I dress every morning with the intent of letting the world know men aren’t for me) doesn’t mean I’m a palpable gay.
Dysautonomia is so weird bc like what do you mean I’m sweating my ass off with this sweatshirt on but if I take it off my skin hurts bc I feel cold BUT IM STILL SWEATING AND ALL OF A SUDDEN EVERYTHINGS BLURRY???