@colonel-jeff-tracy Some Good Leg Action There, 10/10.

When you're writing and you suddenly realize you don't know what happens next

Frustrated Burger

Bored vodka.

Virgil: Hey hey hey! If you two have BEEF, get out of my sight before you MILK the joke for all it’s worth.

Thunderbird two was sat parked in a field waiting for Scott to finish up with the local authorities before. Gordon was sat on the module ramp swinging his legs over the side looking very deep in thought.

“Hey Virgil?”

Virgil knew the silence had been too good to last, “uh-huh” whilst continuing to stow the last pieces of equipment that weren't quite stacked to his personal standards. If he had been paying more attention he would have seen the warning signs, noticed the glint in his brothers eye, his only excuse was that it had been a long day…..

“What happens when a cow gets exhausted?”

Virgil frowned, “why?” and he moved to stand behind his brother and try and see if he could spot the tired cow that prompted this question. All the while not really knowing what the signs of exhaustion looked like in a cow.

“It COW-lapses!” Gordon grinned. Virgil continued to scan the surrounding scenery for a few seconds more looking for the bovine in question before the awful joke filtered into his consciousness and he groaned. He rubbed at his tired face with one hand, cursing himself for walking straight into that lame attempt at humour. He grit his teeth as he realised there was not other way out of this situation. He let his hand drop, and mustering all the serious professionalism he could, stared very intently at his jokester companion.

“Well, Gordon, that would certainly make it hard to MOO-ve them” He managed to keep his expression completely neutral, only due to extreme self control.

Gordon spluttered and toppled onto his back from his seated perch, his legs still swinging over the edge, “You win, this round goes to you!” he wheezed from his sprawled position. He allowed himself to be helped up to his feet by a convenient strong hand. “Although I’m sure I’m still winning”

“You’re not actually keeping score?”

“No, don’t be ridiculous, that's what Johns for.” and he deftly tapped his comms

John's hologramme aimed a mid range glare, “15 to 9 in your favour Gordon, now please go away the bureaucracy is still going strong, unlike Scotts patience.” and his image blinked out with no further fanfare.

The glint was back in Gordons eye but Virgil was ready for it this time, “Well that ought to keep him aMOO-used for a while then!”

“16 to 9” John's disembodied voice cut in without even missing a beat.

“Honestly Gordon, your jokes are so bad they're almost legen-DAIRY”

“16 to 9.5, that was weak Virg.” John's flat critique was cutting. Virgil huffed and stomped back into the module, leaving Gordon halfheartedly trying to suppress his laughter.

I can only imagine the looks he’d get out in public, especially as he gets older. He’s got scars, that streak of grey hair, he’s constantly on alert with his hand in his pocket like he’s about to draw a gun. People probably steer clear of him all the time, because ‘that guy’s trouble, he was wanted by the police when he was 12′.

I love our skater boy Percy. He probably wears black hoodies and refuses to make eye contact with anyone when he goes to the store to grab something for his mom. What a man

Just imagine… sometime next year, we will be opening up Disney+ and seeing a big blue banner. We’ll click on it, the show’s description will appear, and that glorious button named ‘Play’ will sit innocently there. We’ll then cross our fingers, hold our breath, hope to Olympus that it’s true, click on that wonderful white button…and S1:EP1 ‘I Accidentally Vaporise My Pre-Algebra Teacher’ will play.

I knew there was a reason we all liked him so much 😂

If it makes you feel better, I dropped my water bottle no less than four times, as well as tripping over my feet numerous times throughout the day.

So far today I’ve managed to spill a full cup of coffee all over my desk, leg, notebook and floor, and have killer cramps.

It is definitely a mug cake kinda day.

Alan: I will put down my “A” to make “A”

Virgil: I will add to your “A” to make “AT”

Gordon: I will add onto your “AT” to make “RAT”

John: I will add onto your “RAT” to make “BIOSTRATIGRAPHIC”

Scott: [flips the board]

Aww so cute!!

Thinking about autumn.💛🧡

(I'm sorry, I draw waaay too much of this squid)

I loved the exo suit as well, until I read a fic where the Mechanic (when he was bad) got a virus into it and basically it almost killed poor Virg :(

Totally recommend that fic though, it was great with bucketloads of Hurt!Virgil.