Sea Of Thieves...why Are There So Many People That Are Toxic, Like Seriously, I Was Travelling To Sell

Fair enough

Odd question

Cookies or Biscuits

Cookies. 👀

Happy Dawning, also... Here

*another 3 boxes of cookies*

Not everyone could make it so they asked me to deliver some

How many boxes of Dawning cookies and gifts filled with loot do you think you can fit in one of these ask boxes?

I'm not asking for me.

I'm asking for a friend.

No really.

This time I'm being serious.

Take a seat, new light...and let me tell you the tale....of the man called Cayde

Hmmm that does sound tempting.....you want a bowl too?

Question

If my weapon of sorrow...thorn for this example is whispering to me and telling me to do it... should I do it?

I think it's generally a good rule of thumb for Guardians to ignore anything that's whispering to them.

Unless it's whispering to you to get ramen or something. In which case,do the thing.

But since it's Thorn we're talking about,something tells me that's not the case.

Welp better than Steel scraps or Rock tablets.....or pieces of the hive

Rufus: I told her that if she didn't submit today's report to @crow-the-hunter-vanguard on time, she would never be allowed to patrol Ness again. So she writes a report on this giant fern leaf.

The Master Gambler

Outfit pieces

Stovepipe top hat (black and red)

Rambler Jacket (Red)

Opulent vest (black)

French dress shirt (red)

Fancy pants (black)

Fine leather suspenders (blue)

Burton low shoes (black and red)

Dress tie (white)

Elk riding gloves

Gambler Gun belt and holsters

Valuables satchel

Awkward Situations

Crow walks in

Crow: Guardian, I need you to-

MJ-2 wearing the Prodical Armour set aka Uldren's armour

Crow:... how and why do you have that

MJ-2:......found it.....

Crow: that doesn't answer my second question... Why

MJ-2:.... because......why not...and it's cool?

Crow:...that was the armour I was shot in...it even has the bullet hole...

MJ-2.:....ummm

Crow: where did you even.....did you....

MJ-2: strip it off your dead body, no of course not

Crow: thank the traveller-

MJ-2: I found it in a crate after your body was taken for your funeral

Crow:.....I am beginning to grow concerned about your mental state....

MJ-2: I thought the armour made from scorn and hive would trigger that....Or hell even the Armour made from the Vex .... just wearing enemies while we eliminate the rest

Crow:.....

Crow takes a few steps back

MJ-2: so ....what did you need?

Crow holding a mission to fight scorn

Crow:..umm it's nothing I'll give it to someone else

MJ-2: Okie dokie

Makes sense, everyone needs a little alone time, here take some coupons and if anyone asks you didn't see me, now bye, bye

*Runs off*

Question

...So I may have "borrowed" a few coupons for spicy ramen from our favourite hunter......do you have any good hiding spots I might be able to use?

..... I won't ask why you "borrowed" his coupons, but yes I have MANY hiding spots around the Tower and all over Sol.

Sometimes I don't like the people and need to get away, feel free to use them anytime.

Well we have eaten what

Ether cane which is like made from like a life force thing for the elskni/fallen

Dark Ether cane, same thing but scorn which are essentially zombies

Grinding shells of hive

Vex milk with is just the radioactive white liquid

Cabal Oil...which is either like oil from a whale...or I dunno

Somehow they make good cookies and everyone has eaten a cookie like that, guardians and regular people

So I guess parts of our enemies is edible?

Question: Do we think the Taken are edible?

We think anything is edible if you try hard enough

(it just might only be edible once)

ASK MJ-2

MJ-2, The Exo hunter is taking questions, feel free to ask pretty much anything but keep it reasonable please and use commonly sense, that's all I ask.

Answers may take some time to be given to questions as there's no rest for the wicked, so thanks for understanding