Many Apologies To The People Who Liked My Blush Blind Content (by People I Mean Person And By Person

toxic yaoi or something idk i haven't watched gravity falls

Example art from Tumblr users @poltergrease @teenageclown @randomationality

In my defense... I have none, here's some cookies being mushy and gross

Ok so this is a sequel to another shadvani crying headcanon post/comic thingy of mine. The main headcanons in this one are:

Both of them almost never ever cry in front of others, for different reasons.

But pure vanilla (either consciously or unconsciously) is more comfortable crying in front of shadow milk after thousands of years of him observing vani.

He expected mockery, mockery is fine, he just can't stand anymore pitying looks. He didn't expect that though.

Shadow milk have no idea how to comfort people lol

A recent ask gave me hope... Maybe there's more Vanilla milkshake shippers out there than I thought, maybe they're just in hiding.

these fucked up guys + text posts

gee i wonder who my bias is

drink responsibly

longing stare

Thanks bestie

I GOT IDEAS FOR MY AU!!!

This is half baked and I’m lowkey jst writing as I think

So like everyone has normal eyes, the gems eyes are the way they are only when their transformed BUT tobias, Tobias always had these freaky blue eyes ever since he murdered his brother (here he did that all on his own no demon’s influence) those eyes were the voice’s (who will be referred to as angle from here on out) doing. You see everyone who has them crazy ass eyes becomes the next gem but if you have them all the time it means angel has put a protection spell typa shit on em (also what happened to odd and Silas, I’ll develop their story later though) the reason angel put a protection spell and made Tobias a magical girl was too protect him from lady kiraba and mr edburt who are demons (idk man) who prey on people who are very vulnerable and have loads of negative emotions like Tobias! Also angels real name is not angel, that’s a name Tobias gave it as a child since at first bc thought it was god. Also also angel hasn’t told Tobias about the protection spell, he just said he was the chosen one.

So, let me guess– you just started a new book, right? And you’re stumped. You have no idea how much an AK47 goes for nowadays. I get ya, cousin. Tough world we live in. A writer’s gotta know, but them NSA hounds are after ya 24/7. I know, cousin, I know. If there was only a way to find out all of this rather edgy information without getting yourself in trouble…

You’re in luck, cousin. I have just the thing for ya.

It’s called Havocscope. It’s got information and prices for all sorts of edgy information. Ever wondered how much cocaine costs by the gram, or how much a kidney sells for, or (worst of all) how much it costs to hire an assassin?

I got your back, cousin. Just head over to Havocscope.

((PS: In case you’re wondering, Havocscope is a database full of information regarding the criminal underworld. The information you will find there has been taken from newspapers and police reports. It’s perfectly legal, no need to worry about the NSA hounds, cousin ;p))

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