So... The Yugi Twins.

omfg someone else did this??? i love it. i love this so much.

my ramble about the parallels here !

adding on:

natalie & sakura forming the tired assistants club and sakura shares tea. she swears not to tell anyone about mayura, but tsukasa finds out somehow(???), steals it, turns mitsuba’s scarf into a sentimonster and there’s an entire episode of the heroes trying desperately to defeat someone that’s wayyyyyyy more experienced than them at fighting (it ends with sakura taking over as hawkmoth with the name 'actias luna' and tsukasa just handing over the peacock miraculous to the heroes. hawkmoth is sure very mad after that)

we have LEMON AND ALYA as part of the school’s media team or something. and sousuke actually joined them for photography at one point, but... yk

nino & lemon would totally vibe. in agreement.

imagine marinette falls in love with teru. he’s like a more polished version of adrien, child labor backstory and alllllll

it’s either marinette & nene team up to help each other with their crushes OR they realize that it could be a competition (albeit they’re very friendly about it.)

IMAGINE. and there’s also a possibility of a miraculous au with aoi as ladybug & teru as chat noir... + luka as akane would be so nice

hanako would hate adrien for being the source of nene’s new crush, so watch adrien slowly get convinced he’s haunted (he’s right)

AOI, KAGAMI, TERU. with 'let it go' as their theme song, specifically the 'don't let them in, don't let them see', they are the perfect children of their families, two of them swordfighters, all of them honed liars!!! i headcanon they all cover for each other, even aoi

alix, akane, luka, timekeepers!!! + i bet rose & juleka would absolutely love babysitting mirai even if she’s a handful

akane & luka being 'unrequited love' buddies until aoi gets it together :')

I FORGOT NATHANIEL, MARC & MITSUBA?! GAYS. ALL OF THEM. AND MARC ALSO DOES ART, WHICH MEANS MEI AND SHIJIMA CAN JOIN IN, WHICH FITS MY SHIJIMA & MITSUBA SIBLING HEADCANON-

tsukasa & amane VS felix & adrien for 'most fcked up twins'. the first wins by a landslide but like

tsukasa would annoy felix so hard. amane would bond w adrien just over this, even though they’re such an unlikely pair...

we gotta have hanako (& mitsuba, who wanted chaos) mess with lila when she comes and begins to bully nene & marinette because hanako is suuuper overprotective

ms. mendeleiv arguing with tsuchigomori on science vs magic.

mitsuba & chloe form an unexpected friendship??? they can be petty together

a crack spin-off where yako, mitsuba, and audrey bourgeois get locked in a room filled with clothes or something. chaos.

... oh. this might actually work.

*adds to wips*

I can’t sleep: tbhk miraculous crossover

Kou and Adrien could bond over dead moms and abusive dads

Marinette could help Nene make a plan to confess to Hanako

Aoi and Alya could bitch about there secretive ahh besties and how everything would have been better if they were honest sooner

TERU KAGAMI EPIC SWORD FIGHT

Lemon and Nino would vibe together prove me wrong you can’t

Gabe’s the only one who’s close to death so Hanako and Mitsuba just torment him for being a awful dad, Natalie thinks Gabe’s actually gone even more crazy somehow

Alix and Akane could bond over people just breaking their magic pocket watches and also being literal children that just have insane power over reality

Chloe babysitting Tsukasa. Just that. Just picture it… The utter chaos

there just aren't any girls cuter than me...

there just aren't any girls cuter than me...

this past week has been pretty productive <3

i love being an artist 💖

chapter’s been released yall

i’ll see you on the other side <3

HELP ME I WROTE A SMOL MESSAGE FOR AN ARTIST, COPIED IT (i do a weird thing it’s just a thing) AND ACCIDENTALLY CLOSED THE ARTIST’S BLOG LMAO

since i feel it’d be a waste to search for their blog again now that i’ve gotten this idea, please take this and imagine that it’s your art i’m talking about ♡ who knows? maybe it is? maybe i faked this story, just to talk about your art secretly? :3

i did take out some parts though,,,

i loveeee your art !! the contrast the lines the perfect imperfect messiness and the COLORS omfg i can;t get enough of it i just spent seven minutes straight scrolling through your art tag

i would love love love to ask for merch of this honestly (do you have some? lemme see!) but it’s alright if you don’t want to make some,,, i’ll laser your art into the back of my eyelids so that i can see it for all eternity instead hehee

tysm for your works!!! especially that one ship art oufdhsjkhfjshjk it made me scream and fall out of my chair tysm again for that experience <333 your art is amazing

— welcome to the one bed hotel!

based on my ongoing project, the one bed hotel project, where fanfic authors on ao3 band together to create a collection of fics with the trope only one bed! note that this is only an example of how the hotel could be written! any interpretation of this is wholeheartedly welcomed :) please check out this link for more details <3

A bell chimes among the bustling lobby of an averagely large hotel, glass doors sliding open to reveal the two rain-soaked main characters of this world’s story. They pass two attendants carting suitcases across the floor, garnering glances from some of the hotel-goers.

They whisper into their earpieces; “They’re here.”

warning: this is where i start rambling about random stuff

On the second floor, a large room filled with writers stews in chaos. Monitors all over the walls showcased over fifty different couples heading towards different hotels—all sharing, suspiciously, a similar aesthetic. The largest monitor, which had a list labeled ‘INCOMING SHIPS’, added another name to its table, which was steadily increasing in number. One of the assistants of the Setting division took a look at it and sweared.

“We’ve got another Soulmate AU pairing arriving at our entrance in around 2 minutes!”

Someone yelled back; “Send one of the softer demolition teams to stall them! We’ve already got Couple 28356 in the lobby!”

“On it! Explosion Unit 42, to your stations!”

While they may seem unorganized, the system cannot be without faults. The Setting division supervises a large number of ‘different’ hotels receiving a large number of couples from a large number of alternate universes—and plans out their stay, start-to-finish. This is where most authors of the One Bed trope can be found—once their ship has entered the queue, fully planned, they head to the Scene division to iron out the details.

In the Scene division, whiteboards were scribbled on, erased, upturned, and broken as assistants fretted on how to weave the best scene to meet the authors’ needs.

“Author 28356 requested a heated scene in one of the elevators, but they don’t have enough sexual tension!”

“Call the SMUT team! We’ll need some aphrodisiacs, and love potion if they can find any!”

“Give it all to the shorter person in the couple!”

“Got it!”

“How do we make a pool scene?”

“Submit a request to the Lobby! They’ll get some of the actors and Record division nobodies to pose as hotel guests when they go down to swim—if you want there to be people, that is…”

Next to the Scene division lies the Record division, with their own soundproofed sub-room. The snapping of cameras and practicing of background ambient noise is silenced within its walls, while the Record division artists outside hand-make irrelevant characters for the scenes.

“We need an asshole for Couple 28356, Scene 78!” A messy-haired assistant from the Scene Division on a flying motorbike pulled to a stop beside them, reading a paper scroll.

“WHAT?”

“No, not like that! We need a horrible but hot guy who tries to hit on Couple 28356’s protagonist!” With that, the assistant whipped out a printed transcript of the author’s ideas for the character.

“I’ll do it!” An artist at the back with dyed hair offered, sketching a person out.

“Thank you so much.” The assistant groaned, handing the artist the paper and speeding off.

“Anyone done with their nobodies?” Another artist said, adjusting her round glasses.

“Let’s go and relax.”

Once the artists are done with their daily ‘nobodies’, the background people with no name and no face, they print 3D versions of them at the Printing Station and rest. These ‘nobodies’ will soon become an integral part of a scene’s backdrops—or, on rare occasions, be forced a bottle of Personality and then put to work as an actor for a scene or two. The special effects, background music, ambiance maintenance, camera crew and scribes will handle the rest.

And now, it’s time for Couple 28356’s time at the hotel to start.

“Uh… hi.” The taller half said awkwardly, hair dripping. “Do you have any rooms available for—sorry, hold on… um—this much cash?” They offered some slightly damp notes.

The shorter half of the couple stared up at the counter worriedly. The hotel receptionist hid a smile, pretending to dial room services.

“Ah, yes… I believe room 28356 is available,” Her eyes twinkled in barely concealed delight, phone pressed to her ear. “However…”

Faint explosions and screaming could be heard in the distance. The receptionist seemed too calm. Too knowing. But this was their only option.

With a click, the phone was put down.

“… it appears there’s only one bed!”

thank you for reading! i hope you enjoyed and didn’t notice the last part was rushed lmao ♡ pls check it out if ur interested in writing any ships for this collection :)

rant time again:

i have noticed this awful, discreet little plague within the jshk fandom where some, and i'm sorry (not) for saying it this way but it's true, dumbass fans will see anyone even merely suggest that mitsuba is feminine or genderqueer or would like wearing skirts or just isn't some perfectly masculine boy, and say "no that's not true he hates being seen as feminine," even spreading outright misinformation that he said this in the manga (no he fucking didn't) and it's just.... bitch *what*? that is not fucking true. just because he was bullied for looking feminine doesn't mean he hates looking feminine as a result. the ENTIRE POINT of the mitsuba arc is that those bullies were *wrong* and he should've just been himself instead of sanding down his personality to cater to the people who hate his true self. and mind you, this is the boy that actively wears his medium length bright fucking pink hair in a ponytail & brags about how cute he is 24/7. he actively presents himself as feminine, someone who hates the idea of being percieved as girly wouldn't fucking do that. he *enjoys* his femininity, you dumb fucks.

and while we're here, let me get to the *real* point. why do you automatically assume that a character who is percieved as feminine, and more broadly, a character who is percieved as QUEER, has to hate themselves? why do you assume this despite evidence to the contrary, despite *the story itself* telling you otherwise? why do you assume that? is it because you see someone breaking free from gender norms & heteronormativity as inherently negative and something they *must* hate deep down? is that the reason? tell me, what is your fucking reason? why do you see this beautiful little boy being openly queer and *happy about it, loving who he is* and assume he must hate himself, that him being queer is a flaw he must want to "fix"? why the *fuck* do you think that? it's horrible. do fucking better oh my god i hate you people so much

hanako-san, hanako-san, you stupid tsundere-coded knife-wielding dramatic asf magical girl nene simp brooding sulkily in a corner as sakura petals fall in slow motion framing your face, please stop making me bawl my eyes out at 3am in the morning

in honor of ttpd’s one year anniversary i’m assigning lyrics from every track to connect to mitsukou 🫶

part 1: tracks 1-5

⎝ fortnight — tbhk 99

⎝ the tortured poets department — tbhk 99

⎝ my boy only breaks his favorite toys — tbhk vol 7

⎝ down bad — tbhk 74 & 110

⎝ so long, london — tbhk 120 & 122