”uhhh Oh Yeah I’ll Post Hcs Soon” (something Happens To Delay It Again For The Third Day In A Row)

Proof in what we all know is the true canon

Socks??

Everyone wait. Please.

Is there socks in Star Wars?

Can someone please direct me to proof that there are socks being worn in star wars? Written reference, screenshots, blurry pictures of comics you have the name of, anything anywhere?? Because I got nothing and I may be a tad lost and confused?

the stones are in order

Maybe Aziraphale comes to Earth because he needs to speak to Crowley, they need to work together to save the world, they need to be together, lord, he misses him more than books, food and music combined.

But Crowley keeps his distance and he’s silent while Aziraphale talks and in desperation Aziraphale finally reaches out to him, tries to touch his cheeks but when he does Crowley screeches from pain and backs off so quickly he falls over and then looks up at Aziraphale terrified.

W-what, I didn’t, I didn’t… Aziraphale looks at his own hands in shock. Crowley…

You can’t touch a demon, Crowley says the last word with disgust because this is what it was about, was it not, Aziraphale always having in the back of his mind that he will never be good enough for him when he was a demon, that’s why he wanted to change him, so now as an Archangel his holy hands burned him because he wasn’t worth him.

And he flees that day and Aziraphale never, ever in thousands of years seen anyone, especially Crowley, look at him scared and betrayed.

There is something about not being able to touch Crowley that makes him feel sick. His touch hurting Crowley. His hands making him cry out in pain. The betrayal in his eyes.

But they need to work together and it hurts like hell to try to unlearn reaching out for him. Yet Crowley seems to be looking thinner and sicker each day but he doesn’t tell Aziraphale that it’s simply being close to him that is literally killing him.

Like being thrown in a bath of holy water each time.

And then they save the world and Crowley collapses to his knees and Aziraphale reaches out and Crowley flinches.

Almighty is still there watching them and Aziraphale turns to look at her and says take it

Take the holiness, the titles, even the wings. Throw me in hell fire. Burn me. Just stop making my existence hurt Crowley.

And she asks. You want to fall for a demon?

I have fallen a very long time ago, when he was still your child, and again when you rejected him, and again when he rejected all of you.

And he feels his supreme powers disappearing. He feels like himself again. And he notices his wings becoming a very light shade of grey. Almighty disappears.

Crowley looks in his eyes for the first time in all these months, weakly, whispers his name, and Aziraphale catches him in his arms as he faints and it doesn’t hurt Crowley anymore.

Everything was going to be okay.

Palpatine: My boy, I'm afraid to report that Master Kenobi is very likely sleeping with your wife.

Anakin, who knows for a fact that Obi-Wan is sleeping with his Commander, a good chunk of Ghost company, the Organas and Quinlan Vos: ...where is he finding the fucking time???

Palpatine, oblivious: Oh I've heard from some very reliable sources that-

Anakin: *pulls out a spexcel spreadsheet, the 3rd System Army's shared spoogle calender and a calculator*

Anakin: Your Excellency. That's just. not logistically possible.

ⓘ You can Bite your Friends.

"Kamala Harris raised 50+ million dollars after Biden dropped out!" you fools.... that's the money she got from selling Biden to One Direction :(

Love is

A beautiful union between form and function

I love Charlie sm. She's the daughter of Lucifer. She's the princess of hell. She's bisexual. She's a queer christian. She loves rainbows. She wears suits. She's hundreds if not thousands of years old. She's 22 years old. She is one of the strongest demons in Hell. She's one of the most teased demons in Hell. She could beat the shit out of everyone here, but she doesn't because she's nice. She wanted to help Valentino write a porn because she thought it was "too violent." She's a prude. She wrote a million apology letters and one of them just said "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry," over and over again. She SOMEHOW didn't realize she was dating an angel for over 3 years. She sings out of nowhere in canon. She's a Disney princess who is allowed to say fuck. She's litterally the gal ever

Shout out to my dad and the time he texted me from the living room “going to watch a show, i think you’ll like it ;)” and it was Naruto and when he starts talking about ramen my dad leans over and goes “i thought you’d relate to this”

I cannot describe how amazing it would feel on my entire being if i just fell a apart into a million pieces and wiggled around a bit.