WEEK 1 DAY 4 MATCH 1

Fucking GARBAGE OKAY THAN-

here's a random word generator--whatever word it gives you is now the thing you are the deity of

got chased by a skeleton but when they caught me they just gave me a kiss and hug. turns out it was an xoskeleton.

Love is

A beautiful union between form and function

I love Charlie sm. She's the daughter of Lucifer. She's the princess of hell. She's bisexual. She's a queer christian. She loves rainbows. She wears suits. She's hundreds if not thousands of years old. She's 22 years old. She is one of the strongest demons in Hell. She's one of the most teased demons in Hell. She could beat the shit out of everyone here, but she doesn't because she's nice. She wanted to help Valentino write a porn because she thought it was "too violent." She's a prude. She wrote a million apology letters and one of them just said "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry," over and over again. She SOMEHOW didn't realize she was dating an angel for over 3 years. She sings out of nowhere in canon. She's a Disney princess who is allowed to say fuck. She's litterally the gal ever

I don't see enough people talking about this, but your mimes still need candy! So do your rodeos! While rodeos can be fine with a diet of just nuts and deep-fried foods, a proper clown diet requires candy. There is also the common mistake that mimes can only eat black-and-white candy - which is completely untrue! Mimes and Rodeos need a well-rounded, colourful diet of candy to have the proper nutrients. By ignoring their clown nature and focusing solely on their subspecies, you are not giving your clowns the proper care they deserve.

I love how these 5 kind of form a chain with their connections and I desperately need to see all of those connections come together at some point

mmbleh (in a good way)

but seriously between more PnF, the Percy Jackson show, and the Puss in Boots movie, its like I’m getting slapped in the face with my childhood (again, in a good way)

@ the phineas and ferb fandom : how are we feeling?

hey so protip if you have abusive parents and need to get around the house as quietly as possible, stay close to furniture and other heavy stuff because the floor is settled there and it’s less likely to creak

Lucliith but Lilith is super tall and Lucifer is super smol (basically his regular height)