Im So Serious Im Not Even Joking-

Afternoon naps are wild man just had a dream that “show us your thighs” became a normal way to ask someone the prove they’re a good writer.

Padme: did you know Obi wan gives Cody flowers every single morning?

Anakin:…yes?

Padme: why don’t you do that :(

Anakin:..

Anakin: d-do you want me too?

Padme: YES Ani!

-the next day-

Cody, staring at the flowers is Anakin offering him: why the hell are you doing this?

Anakin: I don’t get it either just take them-

Wait. Stop right there!

*gives you this* :

Now you can go :3

Palpatine: My boy, I'm afraid to report that Master Kenobi is very likely sleeping with your wife.

Anakin, who knows for a fact that Obi-Wan is sleeping with his Commander, a good chunk of Ghost company, the Organas and Quinlan Vos: ...where is he finding the fucking time???

Palpatine, oblivious: Oh I've heard from some very reliable sources that-

Anakin: *pulls out a spexcel spreadsheet, the 3rd System Army's shared spoogle calender and a calculator*

Anakin: Your Excellency. That's just. not logistically possible.

My favourite Star Wars movie, actually

You are loved.

Reference here

tip: you can have a favorite character. thinking of them for extended periods of time will temporarily boost your health and happiness. but watch out!

If they become canon I’ll get discord just for this

If they become cannon who’s up for a Discord party? (Reblog if you are)

I’ll create a Discord channel for cheering if they became cannon in any way!

VOTE MILO PLEASE HE DESERVES IT

Lucliith but Lilith is super tall and Lucifer is super smol (basically his regular height)