Codywan Is 69th For Tumblr's Top Ships Of 2023

BEHOLD, Perry the Platypus, the HYDRATE-INATOR! Every single person who sees this must drink a glass of water, and soon I will have hydrated the ENTIRE TRI-STATE AREA!

If they become canon I’ll get discord just for this

If they become cannon who’s up for a Discord party? (Reblog if you are)

I’ll create a Discord channel for cheering if they became cannon in any way!

Padme: did you know Obi wan gives Cody flowers every single morning?

Anakin:…yes?

Padme: why don’t you do that :(

Anakin:..

Anakin: d-do you want me too?

Padme: YES Ani!

-the next day-

Cody, staring at the flowers is Anakin offering him: why the hell are you doing this?

Anakin: I don’t get it either just take them-

Why.

I swear im gonna do something, i dont even know what but i just feel ready to explode. I was reading SW fanfic as i tend to do, Darth Vader enters the scene, and quietly in the back of my mind, I realize i hear the imperial march.

I pause to snort at my brain’s silly antics, when i’m struck with the realization that I do this 

every.

single.

time.

And I can’t not. Every fucking time vader does one of his dramatic entrances. I can’t not hear a ‘dun, dun, dun, dun DUH DUN dun DUH DUN’ AND IM SO FUCKING MAD WHY DO BRAINS WORK LIKE THIS

Anyways sorry if I accidentally revealed this cursed knowledge in your subconscious.

I love Charlie sm. She's the daughter of Lucifer. She's the princess of hell. She's bisexual. She's a queer christian. She loves rainbows. She wears suits. She's hundreds if not thousands of years old. She's 22 years old. She is one of the strongest demons in Hell. She's one of the most teased demons in Hell. She could beat the shit out of everyone here, but she doesn't because she's nice. She wanted to help Valentino write a porn because she thought it was "too violent." She's a prude. She wrote a million apology letters and one of them just said "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry," over and over again. She SOMEHOW didn't realize she was dating an angel for over 3 years. She sings out of nowhere in canon. She's a Disney princess who is allowed to say fuck. She's litterally the gal ever

Summer Berry Mix 🍓🫐 ♡⊹˚₊

princess zelda icons

I’ve been contemplating which softer version of ‘damn’ is softer. Of course damn is already pretty tame.

didn’t realize this before but the way they made luke’s scar look like a tear track……