I Haven’t Even Started The Show Yet.

good omens x winnie the pooh just heals my soul

BEHOLD, Perry the Platypus, the HYDRATE-INATOR! Every single person who sees this must drink a glass of water, and soon I will have hydrated the ENTIRE TRI-STATE AREA!

Reblog for sample size

Don't ever hesitate. Reblog this. TUMBLR RULE. When you see it, REBLOG IT.

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I don't see enough people talking about this, but your mimes still need candy! So do your rodeos! While rodeos can be fine with a diet of just nuts and deep-fried foods, a proper clown diet requires candy. There is also the common mistake that mimes can only eat black-and-white candy - which is completely untrue! Mimes and Rodeos need a well-rounded, colourful diet of candy to have the proper nutrients. By ignoring their clown nature and focusing solely on their subspecies, you are not giving your clowns the proper care they deserve.

Seeking for temptation in desperate times might not be the best idea, but what else have you got left?

"Don't you want devoted followers?"

"Who leave their families for you,"

"give their money to you,"

"give their bodies to you,"

"give up their lives for you,"

"CONSIDER YOU GOD,"

"and will kill for you."

"Don't you want to become a cult leader?"

"Since the death of God there's been a vacancy open."

"You could fill that void, here's how."

-—-—-—-

[Drops dead]

Finally! After weeks of being busy and procrastination I finally finished this comic. The idea came to me in the form of a TikTok sound (but I already wanted to make something for the cult part of my AU).

Also, I put an Easter egg in the comic, let's see how many of you find it. (It's pretty hard to find, so good luck)

PS: Question. How many of you would actually be interested in me posting about one of my Gravity Falls OC's? I've made comics and such for this one (and she interacts with Bill rather than the Pines, since she works at the Theraprism and all that).

I’ve been contemplating which softer version of ‘damn’ is softer. Of course damn is already pretty tame.

Love is

A beautiful union between form and function

Hey!!!!!

Not sure how much reach I get as a MCSM creator here on Tumblr, but I’m planning to release some MCSM stickers that you guys can purchase! Sale will be up so soon I promise 🤞🏻 I just gotta work some stuff out with delivery and whatnot.

This is the current lineup! All holographic and weather-proof. Lovingly designed through hours of drafting and design from yours truly 😎

This series is named “New Order”

Series as in, more characters can possibly be made in the future! That’s all up to sales of course, as I need to see if there’s enough fans for these suckers.

*purchases will also go towards humanitarian funding!

And yeah! That’s about it, any more details I haven’t mentioned will probably be answered in the Etsy listing that will go up when they’re on sale!

Follow me for the drop! I appreciate any support :)

no i will not make separate blogs for my fandoms, everyone who follows me must experience ALL my insanity