Bill Is Good Friends With Both Pines

My attempt at handyman bill au

Reverse falls for this au

Bill- William

- he’s a priest

- He hates his powers

- Sees them as a necessary evil tho

- Charisma

- Manipulative

- Anger issues

- Self harm

- Runs a cult

- Hates his parents and loves ecluida

- Worships the idea of his old reality

- Try’s to recruit Stan, but hates Ford

- Actually best fake friend is fiddleford who joined hands with him after getting trumatized by gravity falls

- Both hate Ford

- Both disagree about the portal

- William wants to use the portals powers to reduce everyone to 2D

- His mentally unstable and challenged due to truama

- He dosnt conceptualise that Turing everything 2D would likely kill realty

- Fiddleford also dosnt know it but bill has acess to this knowledge but supresses it hard as hell

He’s going through it in theraprism

Okay, so I like romance - not really in general but I can get excited - and while I do think mastermind was a great episode for that - I’m very much obsessed over 2 things, Vassagos character and stolas trying to take the blame and the entire first half of that song before the romance thing.

My brain just flipped when stolas went from acting in desperation to truely feeling like a villain

We alll know it’s an act and we can see it in his mannerism and dramatics

But my god, the vibes of this owl mf

I love the two getting back together, don’t get me wrong.

But my brain is screaming for more of that very very specific moment in that song to the point my hand cannot function when I try and draw it

My brain just overheate in a desperate need for this owl to give evil mastermind eyes

Lucifer sees Charlie as an extension of himself????

Someone mentioned how he only sees Charlie as an extension of himself and I’m wondering if I’m missed this???

Like I’m not saying he’s father of the yr, his distance and other shit that happened between him and Charlie def prevents that

(He loves her no question there)

But like did I miss this???

I know parents sees us as a form of an extension of themselves and a rep of them ( it does have some truth to it )

But I didn’t really see that with lucifer, I just saw him as a well meaning absentee father who sees a lot of himself in her (which there is some truth in) and therefore projects a lot of his truama and ect on her (which given she wants to redeem sinners I think he does have a point about heaven cuz he’s pretty much proven right)

But like does he only see Charlie as a part of himself????

Maybe I’m being thick here

Lesbian mum parents cuz I said so

(I want to make one of them trans but cannot decide which of them it would fit more for , opinions appreciated)

Also reblogging because this needs to be spread

sorry if i’m being a party pooper but because rabies is apparently the new joke on here ??? please remember that rabies has an almost 100% fatality rate after symptoms develop so if you’re bitten or scratched by an animal that you aren’t 100% sure is vaccinated then GO TO A DOCTOR. it’s not a joke. really. 

When I was trying to figure out this au

I was trying to think how bill would refer to Euclid and Scalene as using mum or mom for both wouldn’t work.

Plus the other types of mum don’t really fit mentally for me.

But I thought it be really funny if Bill has a unique tone in how he calls each mum

So Scalene is more fake regal as the two of them home due to her style she would fit in the Victorian and earlier time periods as a Nobel far too well.

Another tone for Scalene would be any use of mommy specifically or mother dearest or spawn point in a musical way, but these aren’t the daily ones

For Euclid it varies between fake hatred (as a silly joke between the two) or lengthening it out by extra syllables.

Euclid has a specific nickname of daddo or mumusikca (said the same way as a variant of mum in Ukraine) or “thy creator” in any form of joking manner, showcasing any form of dramatics via body language or tone.

Both have the titles of mum and dad used randomly, Euclid a bit more as she sometimes is mistaken for a man, and Scalene specifically when she shows off her strength and arm wrestles.

The Cipher family like to mess around with names as Eulidia used colours for a language, which means it cannot be used on earth to talk.

On the other hand it means they take what they see of earth’s culture and mess around with it indiscriminately- especially as human gender does not match up too much with Euclidean gender

WTF?!?!?

I need to promote this so I’m not the only one who’s falling apart