Bill Shitpost

I was trying to think how bill would refer to Euclid and Scalene as using mum or mom for both wouldn’t work.

Plus the other types of mum don’t really fit mentally for me.

But I thought it be really funny if Bill has a unique tone in how he calls each mum

So Scalene is more fake regal as the two of them home due to her style she would fit in the Victorian and earlier time periods as a Nobel far too well.

Another tone for Scalene would be any use of mommy specifically or mother dearest or spawn point in a musical way, but these aren’t the daily ones

For Euclid it varies between fake hatred (as a silly joke between the two) or lengthening it out by extra syllables.

Euclid has a specific nickname of daddo or mumusikca (said the same way as a variant of mum in Ukraine) or “thy creator” in any form of joking manner, showcasing any form of dramatics via body language or tone.

Both have the titles of mum and dad used randomly, Euclid a bit more as she sometimes is mistaken for a man, and Scalene specifically when she shows off her strength and arm wrestles.

The Cipher family like to mess around with names as Eulidia used colours for a language, which means it cannot be used on earth to talk.

On the other hand it means they take what they see of earth’s culture and mess around with it indiscriminately- especially as human gender does not match up too much with Euclidean gender

Dream adopts his past self while becoming a troll hunter

Me messing around with au shower thoughts

- Dream aka Morps ( Morpheus/misery oc of dream)

- Dream meets his future self after exhaling tommy

- Dream is at the Lmanburg pit on the verge of a break down when Morps pop up

- They talk, helping dream calm down, they end on a note of what to do with Tommy now

- Cut to Morps waking up that morning

- Morps has an assembly at Arcadia oaks high

- Meets Jim

- Says hi to strickler and we find out that Morps knows about trolls as they lament over the annoyance of pretending to be ignorant 24/7

- Skip to later that night where Morps is return from the hospital with a massive quilt in a hoodie they got from an old coworker as a congratulations for being promoted( the quilt)

- Heads over the bridge to take the long way back because they are bored

- Runs into Gunmar and kanijar at the bridge

- Sun rises

- Puts on a medical mask

- Kanijar falls but is kicked into the far shade by Morps who

- Gunmar gets angry but it’s almost day so runs to shade

- Kanijar is almost completely stone

- Morps covers him in the blanket and uses a totem on him

- This accidently messes with the amulet

- Morps gains the amulet as kanijar ‘died’

- They kanijar is suprised but Morps tells him to fucking go, they end up in Morps apartment

- The apartment is full of paper and quick cook food packets

- Clears up a little and shuts the blinds

- Morps gets some sleep after giving Kanijar a bucket of the trash to eat and tells him not to touch anything or get up or else

- Morps wakes up 4 hours later and has to call in sick and says he’ll do the paperwork from home to reduce the pile up

- Kanijar and Morps talks

- At night they go to the troll market to find out there’s 2 amulets courtesy of Jim

- Draal is happy to see his dad

- Trolls start to throw acccusations

- Morps mentions it might be thier fault

- Gets accusations

- “ ok so I guess you’d rather I leave mr over there ( kanijar) to shatter in sunlight”

- …..

- “ I thought so”

- Vendel isn’t happy

- Morps tells him to deal with it

- Kanijar asks if they come tomorrow

- They go to the hero trainer place

- Morps goes nah I’ve got paperwork

- Morps gives in

- to be continued….

Before and after mist art

Damn Poseidon possessed me to doodle him

Can we appreciate this cinnamon roll

I love this character so much

One of my dream variants is like a completely white marble manaquin - faceless btw - but people don’t realise cuz he overdress a lot or wears a glamour

I’m my mind people find out when Tommy takes his lives.

Just imagine Tommy swinging his axe at dream to cause the body’s glamour to fail and reveal crumbling quartz/marble where he’s just striked

Everyone would be confused if it was the real deal

Merry Christmas when it comes

Imma go rewatch 8 crazy nights

Meet Morps, my first commuted deaf character I’ve ever made

Bill met Jesus

(The black is from the weirdmegedon switch and i was too tired to swap it back to the white lace after switching everything- it was also easier to see)

Anyone else more creative and skilled when they stop trying

Puppet is Dream who’s an eldritch alien child.

He gets adopted by a Marcia boss version of XD who gets reincarnated as Pup’s guardian angel.

Pup has a warped view of what’s normal, on top of that his brain works like a multilayered computer, meaning everyone needs him to simplify what he’s thinking for them to understand as Pup thinks and acts in wayyyy to many undertones

One idea of mine is Pup saying something extremely dark/horrific and Vey(the XD variant) signing and asking him to dumb it down for the people present, just to give people whiplash with how wholesome he was trying to be

Lol