I'm Glad That People Are Still Having Fun On Tumblr Even After We Found Out About The Frightening Ghoul

one of my girlfriends only tells the truth. my other girlfriend only tells lies.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY LEMON DEMON ‼️‼️

Chris Fleming and Steve Buscemi for Vogue

Putting powdered sugar on the post below

one time I had a dream that I unlocked a secret never-before-discovered achievement in Disco Elysium by squeezing into various nooks and crannies and got a special copotype called “Crevice Cop: seek out and inhabit crevices like some kind of man-spider” and I thought yeah!!! man-spider!!! crevice cop!!! this game GETS me!!!

and then I woke up to find that I had fallen partially down into the gap between my partner’s bed and the wall and was horrifically contorted and in agonizing bodily pain from sleeping in a position only comfortable to a brown recluse

me at night: just one more wikipedia article before bed

3 hours later: ooh taoist sexual practices that seems interesting

the sweet and humble sudoku: here’s some numbers to get you started :) please enjoy my puzzle <3

the nefarious minesweeper: why don’t you just Guess. fucking Guess.

forgot my night time garlic bread in the oven for the length of 2 mythbusters wpisodes and when i opened the oven door it was so thoroughly cremated that i was blinded not by smoke and ash but what surely must have been its Soul as well

Just tried to play an ancient flute and it started filling the room with this awful miasma that wont go away