My Mom Purposely Overpaid Her Credit Card Bill By 1 Cent So Every Month They Send Her A Letter That Says

my dad has this crazy ass huge camera lens so we went out during the eclipse last night and got maybe one of my favorite photos i’ve ever had a hand in taking

Just tried to play an ancient flute and it started filling the room with this awful miasma that wont go away

merry christmas!

saw this amazing post but rbs got turned off so. get funged idiot

dude come on he loves it when I beat & hit him really hard like this . hear how he's breathing so heavy? yeah he's literally turned on n liking it. I'm telling you,

for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits

hush little baby dont you cry. mamas gonna buy you a big horse fly. and if that big horse fly dont fly. mamas gonna buy you another horse fly

one time I had a dream that I unlocked a secret never-before-discovered achievement in Disco Elysium by squeezing into various nooks and crannies and got a special copotype called “Crevice Cop: seek out and inhabit crevices like some kind of man-spider” and I thought yeah!!! man-spider!!! crevice cop!!! this game GETS me!!!

and then I woke up to find that I had fallen partially down into the gap between my partner’s bed and the wall and was horrifically contorted and in agonizing bodily pain from sleeping in a position only comfortable to a brown recluse