Theory Time

the au where everyone is….SAO????? is in an mmo? in which kakashi is a level-capped assassin that kills people with fifty cent bodice ripper novels, sai is the creepy ranger who stalks sasuke just to mock his dick, sakura is the healer who has had it up to here with you fools, naruto is the tanker who is basically fuelled by noodles, and sasuke is the Angriest smol ball of magic in the history of ever

or the au where sasuke is the MOUTHIEST RANGED DPS WHO EVER PLAYED come the fuck on dead last GET THIS FUCKING AGGRO OFF ME 

 or…the au where sasuke still makes bad life decisions. what can possibly go wrong I mean sakura is lower-levelled and she’s just support right……………….

whispers sasuke no don’t why do you think sakura is a battle priest 

Reblog if you would be devastated if you found out one of your followers committed suicide.

She-Ra s5 characters as John Mulaney quotes

Adora:

Catra:

Glimmer:

Bow:

Entrapta:

Scorpia:

Mermista:

Sea Hawk:

Perfuma:

Spinerella and Netossa:

so apparently you can hide Nazis on Twitter by setting your location results to Germany or France because Twitter is legally required to remove Nazi content there, so Twitter always had the ability to remove Nazis, they just choose not to

diner double date

were you a "mud potion, picking up worms with your bare hands and trying to climb every tree you see" weird kid, a "sadistically playing god with your barbie dolls/action figures/plushes" weird kid, or a "devouring entire novels in a single afternoon and then writing wish fulfilment self insert fanfiction for them before you even knew what fanfiction was" weird kid?

ryukoto arcana swap commission for @it-will-not-last-the-night!

thank you so much again <3

me too shuichi

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Sae: How many children do you have?

Sojiro: Biologically, emotionally, or legally?