Just Found Out That Asahi Being In High School For 5 Years Is Just A Rumor From The Other Students. My

OK IMF VAKC FUCKKKKKK

This is some fancy type of psychological torture from this man he should know by now that we are WEAK

Time for me to make a backstory and everything

I forgot about this

📂📂 UGH LOVE DON'T SAY SORRY

QAQ GAB YOU ANGEL THANK YOU!❤❤❤

TW // DEATH, SUPER ANGSTY, ETC

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I discussed this in the discord server (sif's server) with Hyper but imma put it in here anyway because that's my best one yet. It legit came from me peeling eggshells for curry.

Hawks and Dabi have sex and Hawks lays an egg. No one knows how but he laid an egg. So hawks obviously mother hens it and Dabi does his best to provide.

The egg stays at the lov lair cuz obvious reasons. So one day Hawks was busy with patrol and Dabi had stuff to do. Since they couldn't exactly heat the egg, They put it on a bunch of blankets.

One of the newer recruits found the egg and put it in the fridge. The egg was identical to the other eggs (except for a small black line on the tip) so a few hours pass and the recruit uses the same egg and boils it because of hunger.

At the same time Dabi and Hawks are just back. The other lov are also there doing their own thing when suddenly,

Hawks shrieks.

He's gone into full panic mode while the others try and calm him.

He stutters out a weak, "I-its gone. It's not there THE EGGS FUCKING GONE!"

This makes everyone else go into panic mode before the new guy says, "you mean the chicken egg on the couch?"

Everyone turns to him and simultaneously asks yes where is it?

Shigaraki and Compress are nearly in tears about not getting to be uncle (for shiggy)and grandpa (for compress).

Toga went into berserk mode and Spinner is legit spinning around trying to find it.

Hawks and Dabi are questioning the recruit who seems to have realized he done goofed.

The recruit whispers out the explanation.

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...Hawks and Dabi have to deal with the loss of their child. Toga and Shigaraki decimated the recruit. Compress is trying to be a good mom of the group but even he's having trouble. He wishes Kurogiri would be here to give advice.

Spinner and Giran are trying to make things lively again but nothing works. Hawks is barely able to focus on work. Enji and Rumi are concerned because he isnt normally like this.

They eventually confronted him. Hawks couldn't take it anymore and broke down but didnt say anything.

They comforted him as best they could but were gobsmacked about what on earth made their chicken nugget loving sunshine man this upset.

Dabi's rage made him go out and get into more fights and close calls. Though he tried his best to be there for Hawks.

The egg was boiled but not peeled, everything was intact. The lov carefully put the egg in a coffin. Compress used his quirk on it before Shigaraki decayed the marble. The dust was evenly split into two pendants.

One for Hawks and Dabi each. They kept it close.

It will take a long time for them to recover from their baby's death. But they will heal. Slowly, but surely.

And if Enji is confronted by Dabi with the truth and miruko by Hawks, that's only for them to know.

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I hope this satisfies you!

Hi. May I request you to draw Haida x Retsuko from Aggretsuko? ^^

Pls ignore the mistakes

But ye I had a lot of fun with this, they so cute!!

Me wanting to draw risque art: chickens out and draws smexy demon instead

I love how the community unanimously agrees shobio is just cozy indie love songs

Gurl no one u dumb bitch I like fucking with you UwU bunnwy swempai my bewoved wuuwuwuwuw

@wonhaebunny 🥺 pwease my sweetheawt!!

Thinking abt this again

Had a dream where deku was a river that twilight sparkle shit in, then got arrested for public indecency by bakugou and inko. Aizawa was the prison bars.

I woke up and went back to sleep and that time pennywise was a salon lady with Uraraka as his apron. And for some reason hagakure was a screaming baby getting eyebrows waxed.

Then I woke up, went to school, and wrote 2 exams.

I wanna write a crackfic abt this.

NAME: ELLE

AGE: UNKNOWN

BIRTHDAY: UNKNOWN

PRONOUNS: AE/AEM

GENDER: AGENDER

OCCUPATION: COFFEE CUP

LOVER/S: POLYAMOUROUS RELATIONSHIP WITH COFFEE POT AND OTHER COFFEE CUPS.

PERSONALITY: SPUNKY AND CONFIDENT

APPEARANCE: ELLE IS A YELLOW COFFEE CUP WITH HIDDEN STRETCH MARKS ON THE INSIDE, WHEN COFFEE IS DRUNK OUT OF AEM, THE STRETCH MARKS BECOME VISIBLE. AE HAVE A SMALL MOLE ON AER CIRCULAR SURFACE. AE WEAR A SHORT HEEL AT THE BOTTOM OF AER CENTER.

ORIGIN: ELLE APPEARED RANDOMLY FROM A FACTORY TO A HOUSEHOLD IN A LONG JOURNEY, AE DON’T HAVE MANY MEMORIES PRIOR TO AER CURRENT RESIDENCE AS AE TRAVELLED VERY QUICKLY. AE HAVE LIVED THROUGH AT LEAST 2 GENERATIONS OF HUMANS AND HAVE SERVED COFFEE MANY TIMES. AE ENJOY FLAUNTING AER STRETCH MARKS AND MOLE. AE LOVE SELFIES AND ANIMAL FILTERS. AER ALSO A PART OF ONLY DISHES. AN ONLY FANS FOR KITCHEN WARE.

HOW AE WAS CREATED: I WAS DRINKING COFFEE AND SAW THE MARKS AND THOUGHT "YAS QUEEN" THEN GAVE AEM A NAME AMD THIS HAPPENED AS I SPIRALED. NOW I'M EMOTIONALLY ATTACHED TO A CUP.