This Took Me Too Fucking Long. Anyway, Like To Charge Reblog To Cast

3500 years ago a bunch of people decided to build a tower to the sky and now I have to worry about keeping up my Duolingo streak

sorry I love this painfully mid media so much I could throw up

The thing about Jonathan Sims is that he isn’t at all stupid, in fact he’s quite the opposite.

Take the Coffin for example, the idea of using an anchor is a logical and honestly quite clever one, however, where this idea falls apart is that while Jon may be intelligent, that does not mean he has common sense, or any sense of self preservation for that matter, and so he goes straight to cutting off his finger, and then continuously trying to cut it off despite the fact his body’s healing factor is clearly winning here.

And then, to top that off, he immediately decides the next reasonable choice of an anchor is his own rib, and actively gets not one, but two of his ribs removed by the walking embodiment of body horror.

Jonathan Sims is not stupid, but he is stupidly impulsive and should not be trusted with any actual plan ever, because while his initial idea may be the most ingenious thing you’ve ever bloody heard, I promise you he is going to ruin it with the most unhinged, god-awful follow up known to man.

more doodles cause i can't enjoy anything normally ever :]

edit : GUYS GUYS i was wrong DD: Jon's (as of season five) thirty one

ceaseless watcher, turn your gaze upon this wretched thing that was only ever meant to watch– or something

i hate mcyt. they all suck and have been harassing me since 2016. i hate mcyt but the worms,,,, the brainworms want mcyt,,,,,,

anyways spamming cringetober cs i'm behind i mean not behind just super cool or whatever

a second revival

i hope they explode

Revamped boatem knights designs!

(you can also find these designs over on artfight :D)

friendships end. relationships end. fictional man whos doing even worse than you is forever