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An adaptation of Sherlock Holmes set in a world in which the fictional character/literary juggernaut Sherlock Holmes, and all the subsequent adaptations thereof, still exist.

Sherlock Holmes (pronounced Holl-mess, as he is constantly reminding people) just had the misfortune of having parents who really liked the books, and his attitude towards his fictional counterpart is pretty much the same as that of Sir Arthur Conan Doyle.

Sherlock runs a Youtube Theory channel called Mysteries Unwrapped with Sherlock Holmes. He has received no less than seven cease and desist letters from the Conan Doyle estate, all of which he has so faded managed to rebuff by pointing out that that's literally his name.

(No he won't change his name. He's Sherlock Holmes the real live human person. Let Sherlock Holmes the non existent fictional character change his name.)

John is Sherlock's flatmate. Sherlock almost refused to live with him once he realised that it would mean staying with a medical student named John, and only gave in once John pointed out that: a) he's a biomedical student, which is completely different from an md, and b) his surname isn't Watson.

It's now been three years, which is long enough for them to have developed a genuine friendship, and for John to have a) started working towards his PhD in biotechnology, and b) for him to start dating somebody with the surname Watson.

Sherlock can feel the narrative closing in.

His Youtube channel is meant to be focused on lost media, fan theories and stuff like that, but he keeps accidentally stumbling upon and then solving genuine crimes.

His brother Mycroft may or may not have chosen that name after he transitions specifically to annoy him.

He doesn't even live in London, but somehow the only flat they could afford was on a street named fucking Baker Street.

Sherlock Holmes and the Unescapable Power of the Narrative.

Pigeons!

Here's a collection of pet portraits I had a pleasure of painting for the great Keepsakesloft and Rey <3 Thank you both so much for this!

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i'm open to songs that remind you of any of the following (specifically them in Lifesteal):

duality duo

havoc duo

pride duo

funhouse duo

and i'll even throw in drawing requests !! give me songs I'M BEGGING, WIELDING MY STYLUS LIKE A HUNTING KNIFE PRESSED DIRECTLY AGAINST YOUR THROAT GIVE ME SONG RECS THAT REMIND YOU OF SILLY BLOCK MEN AND YOU RECEIVE A DRAWING OF YOUR CHOICE IT'S THE OFFER OF A LIFETIME I SWEAR (preferably lifesteal fanart but u can ask for anything as long as it's for a fandom i'm involved in) PLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEAAASEEE

AND pspspspsps Spoke and Clown doodle based on that time in season 4 when they were mining out a place to put a new End portal and Spoke gave Clown potion effects ("do you feel watery ??"). yk. js for extra motivation. do it. songs. pls. any genre. ANY. if u think an mlp song applies to your favorite block men duo THEN IT COUNTS.

/nf /lh btw i js rly like Lifesteal

TRADE OFFER: i receive song recs that give season 4!duality duo vibes, you receive Mapicc. look at him. you wouldn't deny this guy right. you couldn't. you shan't.

billsona but it's not a sona at all it's just an accident prone homeless man with a bad habit of shaking the wrong people's hands

cw: mild blood (the triangle bastard Does Not care for Jon's wounds correctly. or at all.)

((season 3 btw

so since it's ace week i wanna talk about my very specific jon's ace ring headcanon. (btw the beginning of this is very inspired by a fic i read once, but i can't remember the name)

so jon has an ace ring. he got it from georgie in uni after she helped him figure out he was ace, and he wears it everyday.

but then, after jude perry burns his hand, he can't wear it for a while (i know if he wore it when shaking her hand it would have probably melted, so let's say he wasn't wearing it for some reason). he keeps the ring in his pocket and after he comes back to the archives martin notices he keeps fidgeting with it. (now this is the part that i read in a fic) martin asks about it and jon admits how upset he is that he can't wear it (this also ends up functioning as a coming out so martin can hear it from jon instead of office gossip!) and martin gives him a chain so he can wear it around his neck while his hand heals.

now this is the part that's all mine. i imagine right before they leave for the unknowing, jon and martin say goodbye (and they kiss cause it makes s4 hurt more and it's basically canon im my mind). jon takes of the ring necklace and gives it to martin, asking him to look after it until he comes back.

then the coma.

at first i imagined jon waking up with the ring next to him but no martin. but then i came up with something sadder (but also maybe sweeter?). martin keeps the ring. he knows he should give it back after jon wakes up and that he could probably find a way to do it without talking to him, but he just can't get himself to do it. jon notices but kinda forgets about it (he's got bigger things to worry about and assumes martin forgot).

then they go to the safehouse. and martin gives back the ring. he apologizes for not doing it before but jon is just touched that he still has it. it's all very emotional and then martin puts the ring on jon's finger and they are both VERY aware of how much it looks like a proposal

Did anyone tell Ford

*me at the club* so does anyone wanna discuss queer undertones in classic literature?

sorry i need to let this out

the pipeline of fixating over some thingy

I want one of those scenes in a dude bro film where “tomboy” chick has to wear a dress to go undercover or whatever, but instead of the guys drooling as she walks down the stairs, they’re like “k. U need to stop. Go put the cargo pants back on. You look super uncomfortable and awkward in that. Brutus, you go be the fake prostitute.”

poor you. caged and misunderstood.