As An Italian I Find This Incredibly True And Funny At The Same Time

I can't not think about the parallels between what Fydor said in the new chapter and the last episode of the umbrella academy.

What is saying here(and in the previous chapters) is similar to when they talked about how the birth Hargreeves and the others children with power was causing the apocalypse in the fourth season.

This made me think about how it resembles the ending of the season, where the original timeline was all peace and joy.

So...just a random things I made because I don't know what to do until February

Sometimes a family can be a crazy smart illiterate heir, a bi boy with an adrenaline problem, a fabulous witch, the boy she trained who loves her very much, a sweetheart with enough sharp things on her she can legally be classified as a porcupine, and a traumatized and terrifying boy who needs to go to sleep

My exact thought

You may have noticed I have not posted any of my thoughts on the new BSD chapter yet, and well, that is because my thoughts remain the same as they have for the last, god knows how many chapters-

*ahem*

Someone Needs To Kick Fyodor In His Dumb Shins!

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Some things my brother said when we were talking about BSD Part 1

Yes,the world is ending, and I don't think that Akutagawa and is new ✨ SHINY ✨ suit would be enough.

All of this mess could be resolved if Verlaine would stop being a hikikomori and go to save the day

But, if Fydor get killed by a bear, he would become a bear with Dostoevsky face?

A lot of bsd characters have natural hair... but I'm sure Mori is dyeing his because he looks too old to still having so much black hair.

Wise words my brother said about the new chapter:

"Atsushi, stop hallucinating and save the emo vampire from the yapper rat"

Probably the summary of the last three chapters.

I've just finished to read "The house in the cerulean sea" and " Somewhere beyond the sea" by TJ Klune, and...

HOW THE FUCK I'M SUPPOSED TO READ SOMETHING ELSE NOW!

Like... The character, the story, every single line warmed my heart in a way I didn't know it was possible.

Now leave me alone, I need to reread them again.

I can't stop laughing at this

hc i just think the Flags acted as Lippmann's security entourage at least once,,,all of them dressed in sunglasses and suits looking Serious meanwhile Lippmann's trying his best not to crack up

just picturing Albatross getting really into the role and even bickering with some of Lippmann's (crazier) fans like:

Albatross: hey! keep ur distance. the man needs his space fan, pushing him: STOP blocking me from the love of my life Albatross: HE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW U. BACK OFF

Chuuya, just trying to do the job: hey! step back. STOP PUSHING. LET HIM WALK THROUGH. fan, trying to shove him: get outta my way, shorty Chuuya, offended: exc— Albatross, cutting in: EXCUSE ME? what did u just say to my good bro over here???

meanwhile on the other side of this chaos Iceman is calmly doing his duty without a word and getting a much different response like:

Iceman, holding his arm out to block fans: fan, initially pushing but stopping: Iceman: ....? fan, leaning in: ur kinda my type. are u single Iceman: ???

Lippmann trying to Be Chill (he wants to laugh sooo bad) after seeing Albatross hollering from getting his braid snatched by a riled up fan vs Iceman looking concerned as hell after a fan lowkey feels up his bicep talking about "wow...firm" (everybody's fighting for their lives in their own way)

also: 1. Pianoman gave a very stern "stop" to Lippmann's fans, which made them pause for maybe 30 seconds before they yelled back a resounding "NO" and started shoving him again (he was flabbergasted. he had never been treated this way before.)

2. Doc feigned quite a dramatic stumble after a fan bumped into him, which made them halt in confusion like "? why are u so frail", and that very momentary pause caused the fan to get carried away by the ongoing wave of other screaming fans (Doc chuckled)

Just my little tribute to what really was the Greatest Show ❤️

(I can’t believe I spent 2 1/2 hours on this and didn’t realise there was a typo until after uploading, let’s just pretend that doesn’t exist)

Also, if anyone’s seen my post where I said Julian Kostov liked my Instagram reel, this with a message of thanks to the actors and to everyone who put in so much hard work to make something that means so much to so many people come to life was what I’d posted

pm game night - fuck marry kill edition

tachihara: okay!! chuuya-san, fuck marry kill, akutagawa, dazai, kunikida

chuuya: marry akutagawa

akutagawa: ew

chuuya: fuck kunikida

akutagawa: ew

chuuya: kill dazai

tachihara: fair enough

higuchi: what about u tachihara, fuck marry kill - akutagawa-senpai, weretiger, gin-san

tachihara: hmm marry gi-

akutagawa: RASHOMON

gin:

higuchi:

kajii: okkayyy higuchi!! fuck marry kill - lemon bombs, me, akutagawa

chuuya: you're playing it wrong! u cant say lemon bombs

kouyou: honestly, how crude...

chuuya: i'll go. fuck marry kill, akutagawa: the weretiger, higuchi, tachihara

higuchi, blushing: oh-

akutagawa: weretiger, weretiger, weretiger

higuchi:

gin:

chuuya: ...that can't be healthy

kouyou, scoffing: fuck marry kill, dazai, tachihara, ranpo

chuuya: fuck dazai, kill dazai, marry da- oh

kouyou: exactly

higuchi: wait ! chuuya-san fuck marry kill, kunikida, ranpo, tachihara

chuuya: hmm

chuuya: fuck kunikida, marry kunikida, kill dazai

higuchi:

kajii: wait i get it now! akutagawa! fuck marry kill-

akutagawa: weretiger, weretiger, weretiger

kajii: i didn't even finish

tachihara, finally waking up covered in blood: am i dead

gin, writing to tachihara: fuck marry kill, weretiger, higuchi, tanizaki

tachihara: hmm fuck wereti-

akutagawa: RASHOMON