Mr. Crawling: You (probably) initially were weirded out by him, but then you switched up faster than a light switch and now believe he's a lovesick puppy
Scarletella: You like yanderes way too much and you have an obscene amount of...certain material. He's also definitely not the only yandere you simp for
Mr. Gap: You're someone who likes peeping toms
Mr. Hood: You just want someone who's chill and won't cause too many problems. Plus, faces are unattractive to you.
Mr. Silvair: You like handsome and distant men that would likely abandon you
Mr. Machete: You're a masochist who wants a guy to kill you. There's also a chance you're a Bakugou simp
Mr. Chopped: You think bratty characters are hot even though you'd find them annoying in real life
Mr. Masque: You probably had a crush on Tuxedo Mask from Sailor Moon when you were a kid. Who knows? Maybe you still like him
Mr. Wheelchair: You like men who can't run away from you
Mr. Stitch: You want to be kidnapped and you probably have some affliction relating to Sally from Nightmare Before Christmas
Ms. Bride: You fall for women who show you any semblance of kindness. Plus, faces are unattractive to you
Ms. Blue: You want a clingy girlfriend who would bombarde your phone every minute you don't look at her
Mr. Human: You're either basic or sane. Hard to tell which one at times
Hairdresser: You crush on people who physically appear as the portrait of your will to live
Mr. Huge face: Other girls say they want a man to be over 6 feet. You want a guy who's taller than Goliath. Hard to tell if you have a death wish or not
The Painting: ...G...Get therapy please, why would you---
Adami Adashino: You either like how much aura she exudes, or you want a girl to kill you
I agree with this headcanon completely 😂👍
Hi, I just joined the fandom, but I found this extract from the LN (i don't know from which book came from, sorry), and I image how Maomao could react when Jinshi gave her the velvet antler.
If she look so happy with the bezoars,
How she react with the velvet antler?
This is my vision.
Jinshi gave her after a big trouble and Maomao is angry with him.
But...
When she see the antler...
And Gaoshun, say somehow likes that: "You look very happy Xiaomao!"
"Of course I am!
I'm an apothecary, and those are my velvet antlers!"
And Maomao kisses Jinshi.
😂
I can see the direction of this turning the mage into a very creative, intelligent, and/or whimsical person----or it makes them dumb as a rock, lol
"Well, it seems our mage now has uh...quite the mindframe now since the incident."
*pans over to the mage who's now attempting to eat a fluffy dandelion and choking on the fluttering seeds*
When a mage is badly injured, magic sometimes "fills in the gaps"—growing an arcane hand or leg. You suffered brain damage that would have killed most. Magic filled in your mind.
I hate how well the duality of Shinpei is handled between him being bat-crap crazy and being a sickeningly sweet husband
Translation provided by @psyphers
Bro for real said "I can do both"
so i just read the new firefly wedding chapter.
Thank you @satano-okawaii and everyone who got me to 250 reblogs!
The fact that Mitsuba actually looks so happy about it at the end of the panel is so cute, I can't. And the fact that Kou actually listens to what Mitsuba likes---Kou is such a wholesome potato. Why did AidaIro have to make these two so loveable?
Being an ex-Aphmau consumer, Mystreet Season 1 is very funny in hindsight because of how irrational Garroth and Laurence's possessiveness over Aphmau was.
They were always concerned about how Aphmau was spending too much time at Aaron's house despite them never really making much of an effort or invite her either. Even if so, the L was already in their face and they should've just taken it.
On top of having abs for days, Aaron was also incredibly chill, actually genuinely spent time with her, treated Aphmau like an actual person, and also (temporarily for more reasons) wore a blindfold---so the guy can't even see how ugly you actually are.
When you have it all down, is it really any wonder she wanted be around him all that time when it was clear from the start that Aaron actually respected her autonomy as a human being to begin with?
My fanart of Ragatha as a human from TADC
When you look at your groupchats to see which personality you're gonna use
It's been so long between the words we spoke Will you be there up on the shore, I hope
I have to get something off my chest real quick.
*inhale*
I don't ship Aoikane. I don't like it. Well, mainly because I don't like Akane.
Sorry :/
New Theory: Mr. Crawling is actually Shinpei who got stuck in the other world---and Adami reminds him of Satoko.
i just remembered seeing a fanart of mr. crawling on twt of him in a what-if of what his life was like before he became a ghost and it's him depicted as like a bodyguard kind of like samurai.
and then it reminded me of shinpei from firefly wedding/hotaru no yomeiri. someone who's also very dedicated to his partner (satoko) and would do anything to stay with her and protect her, much like what mr. crawling does with mc🩷